=Before people read this.... this is a joke, I love my sister to death lol and she knows im joking... cause I wrote it with her lol and she's already read it so... lol=
Emily's a bitch
but she can't help it
she was born this way.
We all thought she was nice
but really she's an anal hoe.
Her hair is blone like Barbie's
her eyes are evil like Hitlers'
we pretend that we love her
so she doesn't eat our faces!!!
We wake up with horse heads in our beds,
dead fishes in our laundry,
she smiles with glea
we cry and plea
but she just stabs us in the legs
bashes are knee caps
breaks our arms
she's so gentle she scares us all.
We run and hide,
she burns down the house,
she's so broken inside!
Emily, our emo child,
seh eats sufle' and animle hides,
she skins them all herself,
she likes Blink 182
and black and white shoes,
wears white shirts with sespendors
and striped socks.
She kills baby llamas
and turtles too,
sometimes she burns our shoes,
Oh, Emily is a bitch,
but she cannot help it,
we thought she was nice
but it was all a lie!!!
....and now we scares of her....
Author notes
Ok so she is not really like this, but she was beig bitchy at the time... and I thought this was really funny lol 
and geuss what?.... it is! mwahahahaha! even though, for all who know me... this sounds more like stuff I would do... thats what Emily and Dani told me anyway... 0.0
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lol ok!! wow neat write!!
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Yeah, she was being bitchy so I wrote this and sang it to her rather obnoxiously lol, she thought it was funny, and now she is going to write one about me lol at least thats what she said, she said she'd have to put hers on here too lol whatever, mines so much better then anything she could write about me lol
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wow this is soooo mean. lol but whatever floats your boat lol. gj
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Hahaha I told you to keep in mind that I Was just joking lol haha but yeah it is mean lol and funny... mostly funny lol
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