what the fuck?
doesnt life suck?
work licks balls.
My boss fucks rubber dolls.
my TVs fucking busted.
my guitar playing's rusted.
my girfriend's on the rag.
she broke her douche-bag.
her music sounds like crap
I hate fucking rap.
who needs this shit?
life's such a skanky slit.
all these fucking bills.
and those dick-sized pills.
you have to sell your ass.
just to pay for gas.
i'll bet i could make more
if i was a whore.
but the fucking politicians
hate fucking competition.
so they throw your ass in jail
and they raise the fucking bail.
so that you can never pay.
then they put with a gay
who slams you in the ass
and then he passes gas
'til you wanna fucking die
and finally you cry
so they laugh at your pain
and they drive you insane.
so, what the fuck?
RUN FUCKING AMOK!!
Author notes
option 3; random bitchiness
Written February 21st, 2004
A contest entry
- F......u! by Autonomy.
500 points, ended September 27, 2004, 43 entries
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450 points, ended March 8, 2007, 35 entries
Silver trophy winner
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well thats different... i admire the mood youve put into this piece. i found it a bit too crude for my liking (i know, i know, im running a competition about the word fuck... but you know, effective swearing and plain crudeness isnt the same!
) thanks heaps for entering!
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This is great. Completely random yet all parts of life. I have fallen in love with this. It really is wonderful and I love funny...I really love funny. Thank you for the entey and good luck...by the way, I am totally feeling you when it comes to the rap music.
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Whoa! That was intense! I can't believe how creative that was. You said everything (all true I might add) and were able to make it all flow together. Awesome job. I hate cussing, but you made it work.
God Bless and Peace f:
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well said...well said...
Cheers
JAG -
that they do. thanks for the points. if nothing else, it felt good to rant, anyway. thanks for the contest!
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This really is a great rant, and i am afraid i didnt give it its due, because of time constraints and what not. I would like to apologize for that and also offer a sort of co-bronze award in the form of points, that i will transfer to you. I do not only think that this poem is funny, but also expressive of the way a lot of us feel. those two attributes often go hand in hand, don't they?.
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Wow...definitely a masterpiece. Sounds like something that goes on in my head a lot lately...you really expressed America's feelings there...nice job!
~Anastasia -
a rant to make you pant, hard core scream words for the days when life rips your head off and shits down your throat...i love it..we have all felt this at one time or another..lmao... fuck the what!!!!Artis
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Illiterate scrotums beware the soul of a poet rants here...
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LOL! I feel this way sometimes too
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LMAO
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Sorry to hear about your girlfriends douche-bag. I fucking hate when that happens. Mustve been a real mess. I got into a douche-bag fight in a parking lot one night. Someone thought it would be funny if she squeesed it in my face. Needless to say, I took the 5 boxes of the shit she just bought and sprayed it all over the interior of her car. She was pissed, but I never got that not so fresh feeling while sitting in it. LOL Just thought I'd share. Funny ass poem. I liked it.
- Bill -
haha this is great. Put a smile on my face and a laugh. Very true statements here, ya know? Best of luck to you in the contest. This was great! Take care.
~Foxy~ -
Man, i love that plinkyponk. That has to be the best comment i have read anywhere on this site. I may have to give her the trophy just for her comment here.
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magnificunt
aw this is so sweet....think you just about got everything in there. did you mention cunt cos if not i suggest you add that in somewhere just to show a wide vocabulary... -
lol
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Well...um...That was heart-warming:-p ...Ok, now seriously; I liked it. Flowed very well...You filled your words with passion, and it showed. Way to go!
God Bless, The Poet Sunshine
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Welp loox like im not gonna win this one! gr o wellz awesome write!
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That was fan-fucking-tastic. I love these kinds of "emotional" poems. And every word was oh so true.
Great job.
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Yeah, A-fucking-men brother. this is rich. It is Funny and true and an overall strong entry. thanx.
Editing suggestion: Amok.
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lol
fuck it
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