2. Whats your favorite color? (Black is not accepted)
Purple and Greeeeeeen! Like toxic boogers
3. Whats your favorite thing to color? my skin. tattoos
7. What is your impression on Futons? I would love to own one
8. What do you think of Low-Fat Milk? It's not as good as MOO COW FUCK MILK!
9. How much more water would the ocean have if it didn't have sponges? not nearly enough to give to the butter of the shy SHE BIFFED
12. What's your definition of a taint? The gooch, i.e. extra skin between that of a man's hairy, disgustingly pubic ballsack, and his asshole
POKE IT!13. What's your favorite T.V. show? Roseanne, bitch.
14. Would you ever find yourself to be in love with Bob Saget? Yes. That pervert can sex me up any day. OH DANNY TANNER!
15. After eating do Amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? No, they have special powers we just don't know about
16. The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get? Buttsecks
17. Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? I assume so XD
18. Can fat people go skinny-dipping? NO, they just sink.
19. Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? yes, less skin.
20. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? yes, fugging hypocrites
21. Have you ever wondered? Far too often it seems
22. Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!" I bet you it was Spongebob Jewpants.
23. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Some dyslexic bastard
24. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Because my cats go moo
25. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? You know, I have before.
26. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? Because we are the BEST fucking country on the planet.
27. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Hey at least you can't get aids after you die.
28. Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends? I woke up yesterday morning [being wednesday] to the most amazing wake up sex. It IS. Hump. Day.
29. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? No, you need 2. You're horny!
30. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? So she can run back in and shove cold tongs up your vagina
31. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? Again, that dyslexic bastard runs everything!
32. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Zombies. Don't nail my coffin shut.
33. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? Why ISN'T a man's prison called vaginal colony?
34. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? I can't imagine having a giant donut hanging out of my sphincter.
35. Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?" Well they could call it eyestaches but that sounds equally stupid.
36. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? He wants you to remember that he doesn't have a penis
37. What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? you say "STFU THAT WASN'T COOL"
38. What do people in China call their good plates? Japan
39. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? I wish!
40. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? She's a hooker
41. Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? To trick you
Oh oh! I'mma add my own for CHEY to answer
42. Why do they call them apartments if they're stuck together?
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