Erynn
2. Whats your favorite color? (Black is not accepted)
Green!
3. Whats your favorite thing to color?
I'd rather Paint. On myself.
4. How old are you?
19, almost 20
5. Are you from Turkey?
uhhh....No. I eat turkey,
6. What would you do if I told you I were a lesbian?
i'd say Do me.
haha.7. What is your impression on Futons?
They suck asshole
8. What do you think of Low-Fat Milk?
it tastes like asshole
9. How much more water would the ocean have if it didn't have sponges?
Uhh...A fucking lot.
10. Why do psychics ask your name?
Cause they're noobtastic
11. What's your definition of a biff?
Umm....when someone falls hardcore, and it causes any sort of pain.
I say Nice Biff loser! Or Maan that was a crazy Biffage
12. What's your definition of a taint?
Your face.
13. What's your favorite T.V. show?
House. And all those awesomely crazy ass ghost shows
14. Would you ever find yourself to be in love with Bob Saget?
hell no.
15. After eating do Amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
No I think Theey have to wait three days for sex though.16. The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
Toto didn't get shit.
17. Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
lmao. I'm pretty sure that's a negative
18. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
you know what they say, everything feels lighter in water.
19. Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
I don't think cremations should coast anything. how sick is that? Getting paid to burn dead people into ashes.
20. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
yeah.(sorry can't think of something witty)
21. Have you ever wondered?
I wonder how in the hell anyone Could live without wondering.
22. Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
The walrus from alice and wonderland?23. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Dusty's. You got a problem with it?
24. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
ummm....fuck I got nothin. hah
25. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Because psychics are noobs playing dress up
26. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Because we're all completely fucked up
27. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
I don't know. We should just give them AIDS and let them live in prison till they die
28. Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends?
Cause It's the middle of the week? (not counting the weekend)
29. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
Chey you're fucking amazing.
30. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
Cause it's already weird enough...I'd rather not have them watch me get naked too.
31. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Never thought of that. Cause an alcoholic named it probably
32. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
So I don't dig my way out and zombiefy the world.
33. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Ok My mom's been to prison umm....well more times than I'd like to admit. and I've NEVER heard that phrase. haha. I've only heard womens penitentiary
34. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
I don't know but thats gross
35. Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
cause that sounds lame
36. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Cause cartoons are all about subliminal messages
37. What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
bless you. still
38. What do people in China call their good plates?
umm...
39. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
hahaha that's be gross
40. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
Cause they're spoiled bitches
41. Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
It's saying slow down there's children at play.
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