It started out so simple, just thought I'd lose some weight,
I got some of those diet pills they say make you look great
if they don't end up killing you or turn you into jelly
well, anything I figured if they made me lose my belly.
I took a few and waited, but nothing seemed to change
until my hair came out in clumps like some dog with the mange
then spots started to form on me the size of robin eggs
my teeth got loose and spider webs of blue covered my legs
They certainly did make me lose some weight I'll tell you that
I started heaving everything, no worries getting fat
in fact the very thought of food made me get sick some more
till I was hugging my comode and kneeling on the floor
I finally rose and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror
and what I saw gave me a start and filled my mind with fear
If this was what those diet pills were going to do to me
I'd rather stay a chubby even court obesity
I got an urge to dump those pills all down the nearest drain
but then I got another thought, it quite tickled the brain,
my snotty neighbor with the bod who likes to rub it in
said she was putting on some weight, (and though it was a sin)
Like all good neighbors I decided I'd be neighborly
and tell her they would certainly do all they did for me
And, so I sent them over with my daughter yesterday,
I can't wait till I see how my sweet neighbor looks today
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What a kick in the funny bone, delightful read this! Well done..
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hehe... you nut! This poem is hilarious! I couldn't take my eyes off that picture; it's awful!
I love the rhyme and the story is a riot!
Love,
Amera♥
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LOL Too funny and a real crackup
Love it! Such a good neighbour you are 
Love the rhyme, as always my friend.
My very best wishes in this contest.
Gaylene
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...you didn't ??? You DID,
Thanks for entering this....what a riot.
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very funny and written in perfect rhyme
always know it is going to be great
keep up the great work my friend
God bless you...
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