Would You Really Like To Know?

1.Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.
a.When I was younger, I used to laugh all the time. My nickname used to be giggles on the school bus from my bus driver. I remember one day I was drinking a soda in the back of bus, and let me remind you, we were not allowed to have sodas on the bus. Anyways, I end up laughing so hard because my *not so nice* friends decided to play a prank on the kid that was coming down the aisle. Everyone hated this kid. Since I was in the very back I got to see it from my perspective. Some kids stuck their foot out for this boy to trip over. He ended up dodging every single foot, except my best friend sitting two seats ahead of me. He ends up falling flat on his face, the whole back of the bus started busting out laughing at this kid. I laughed so hard; I sprayed my Vault energy drink right on the back of his head.
 
2.Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What?
a.Most of the things that I have said I would never do are small little events. The only big thing that I can think of is having sex with my best friend without dating them. I always told myself and others I would not have sex with someone unless I’m dating them. I ended up having sex with them one night and I lost the best friendship just because I could not control myself.
 
3.If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why?
a.I would sleep with two movie stars. Chad Michael Murry, and Mandy Musgrave. They both are the two hottest actors/actresses I have ever seen in my life. Even if they were not attractive physically, their personality traits from interviews are amazing. They are both very kind and sweet to the public and aren’t in any major tabloids bashing them.
 
4.Have you ever been in a fist fight?
a.When I was a younger kid, my best friend and I actually fist fought down in my basement. We were giddy and hyper and all of a sudden she made me mad and I wanted to throw some punches at her. I do not remember the comment, but she made me so mad I just started swinging. We’re still really good friends to this day.
 
5.Do you have ADD?
a.I am not sure if I had ADD. I mean, I have never been diagnosed with it, but I do have a tendency to get off topic or distracted very easily. I’m in the middle of a sentence with someone and something shiny comes along, I forget what that entire person has sad.
 
6.What was you most serious injury?
a.When I was 3 years old, my step mom slammed my right thumb into the van door, really hard. After having two casts put on, and to go through some type of rehab for my wrist, I finally got the cast off and looked at my thumb. The difference between them is the fact that my left thumb is straight, and you can tell my bone has been jagged and bent out of place. I can no longer do a lot of activities because the breaking of the bone went down to my wrist.
 
7.If you could have any type of pet, what would it be?
a.My step dad has always promised me sharks for my huge fish tank. I would love to actually own sharks. I am scared to death of the creatures, but I would love to stare at them daily, learn their eating habits, and eventually own a big one from a museum or something like that. Sharks just amuse me.
 
8.Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.
a.I have to pee. Where is my teacher at? What else can I put for what I’m thinking?
 
9.How did you bring in the New Year?
a.Went out to eat at the local pizza place in town with my mom and best friend. After we got back from dinner we sat down and watched a movie before my mother went to bed. After that I ended up lying on the bed watching TV waiting for the ball to drop. My friend fell asleep before 11 pm, so I just stayed there watching TV the rest of the night.
 
10.If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be?
a.I would love to be married. I would love to have that someone to call my own and them call me theirs. I’ve always wanted to know what it would be like to have the perfect wedding.
 
11.Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it?
a.I had a crush who is my best friend in real life, but she owns an AP account. She did know it when I was crushing. The crush has subsided down and not as strong.
 
12.Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you).
a.http://allpoetry.com/poem/4717931
 
13.If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be?
a.My Ipod with endless battery. My best friend. A pad of paper with pencils to draw. I got to have my music, a friend to talk to, and something to draw.
 
14.What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself?
a.I admire my eyes. The lightly colored sky blue eyes I have always had. They seem to hypnotize even me when I stare at them long enough. I enjoy the way they are shaped and what not.
 
15.What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?
a.The least favorite thing about me would be my weight. I have lost over 30 pounds since July of 2008. I am proud that I have lost that much, but I am still not happy about what I look like.
 
16.What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?
a.I go to school right now. I want to be a social worker. I want to help teenagers that need someone there for them. I would love to be the adult that helped teenagers that have gone through situations like me or worse.
 
17.When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?
a.I cried myself just last week. I didn’t even mean to.
 
18.Regarding the above question, why?
a.My friend and I got into it really bad and she ended up hurting my feelings to where she told me to fuck off and leave her house. I was just really emotional that night but I cried myself to sleep without her knowing.
 
19.How would your closest friends describe you?
a.My closest friends would describe me as emotional, bipolar, depressive, and a guardian. They do not like the fact that I am very dramatic sometimes but when the time is right I end up being the person they need the most.
 
20.What song do you want played at you funeral?
a.I want the playlist that my best friend made for me. Linkin Park, Lady Gaga, Eminem, Metallica, and Silverstein. I enjoy many others but I just cannot pick one song. If I have to I would probably choose the song Leave out All the Rest by Linkin Park.
 
21.What’s the last thing that made you laugh?
a.I think the last thing that made me laugh was the fact that I was driving at night just a few moments ago with my best friend. I was looking at her while driving us back to her house. We were just joking around and out of nowhere I hear, “WATCH OUT FOR THAT DAMN WHOLE!”
 
22.What were your favorite bed sheets as a child?
a.I didn’t have a favorite type of bed sheets when I lived with my sister’s dad, but I did with my mom. I always made sure when I stayed over with my mom until the move, that I wanted my Barney bed sheets. I was obsessed with Barney until I was 12.
 
23.If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be?
a.If I believed in a Higher Power I would apologize for how I have treated my friends and family. I have treated them like crap I wish I could take back all the bad things I did.
 
24.Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex?
a.I haven’t had sex in a funny place. I have had sex in my kitchen with my parents just in the other room.
 
25.Have you ever been caught having sex?
a.If being caught means my mom finding out  through questions then yes, but my parents have not actually walked in on full blown out sex. When I was dating this guy, he started messing with me but my mom walked in and stopped him.
 
26.What did you want to be when you grew up?
a.I always wanted to be a famous drummer. I used to take big ice cream tubs and lids and bowls to my bathroom floor all the time. One time I got drumsticks for Christmas. I banged those pots and pans like crazy.
 
27.Have you ever truly been in love?
a.I have truly been in love, but their parents stopped that. Her parents moved her away from me and stopped us being together. I was heartbroken and to this day she means the world to me, but only as friends. I do wonder what it would be like if she never left.
 
28.What’s your definition of love?
a.The feeling you get when someone walks in the room and you can’t explain why your stomach is doing summersaults. Where you smile when you see that they are calling. I think love comes around rarely. I do believe in soul mates and that there is that one person out there for you. I also do believe that you can truly love someone or more than one person, but only one of those people will truly love you back enough to spend the rest of your life with them.
 
29.Would you move to the moon if it was habitable?
a.I love the moon, and I am in the process of studying all that it does. I would love the chance to just go up there and live for a day or an hour. The moon should be habitable. I know I would die from being so happy though.
 
30.How long did it take you to complete this?
a.I started this during school and then I ended up finishing it around 8:21 pm. It took roughly 30 minutes to 45 minutes all together. I had fun completing this.