30 Answers!!

1.      Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.

  I HAVE ....SEVERAL TIMES..I REMEMBER ONE TIME,I WAS STILL PREGNANT AND WE HAD A GET TOGETHER AT HOME,AND MY FRIEND JUST KEPT ON GIVING JOKES ONE AFTER THE OTHER,REALLY FUNNY JOKES,,,MY BELLY WAS ACHING,MY EYES WERE WATERING,MY PANTS WERE GETTING WET,I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE GIVEN BIRTH THAT NIGHT....IT WAS REALLY NICE ..


2.      Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What?

YES.. MAKE BACK WITH GUY WHO CHEATED ON ME !! I SWORE THERE WAS NO CHANCE THAT I COULD FOR GIVE A CHEATER...BUT WHEN MY HUZZY,(BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME) ADMITTED TO CHEATING ON ME...I WAS DEVASTATED...BUT AFTER HE EXPLAINED AND TOLD ME WHY,CUZ WE WERE GOING THROUGH  A REALLY ROUGH TIME,AND I WASNT THE MOST LOVING AT AT THAT TIME .....MY LOVE FOR HIM ALLOWED ME TO FOR GIVE ...AFTER HE SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE @4 IN THE MORNING CRYING...I COULD SEE THAT HE WAS REALLY SORRY......AND THE THING IS HE NEVER HAD TO TELL ME....HE CHOSE TO COME FORWARD AND CONFESS,THAT IT  WAS A BRIEF FLING....I FORGAVE HIM SOO MUCH THAT WE 'RE MARRRIED NOW...
3.      If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why?

LEONARDO D'CARPRIO...FOR OBBVIOUS REASONS,HE'S HOTTTTT AND SEXYY...ABSOLUTELY LOVED HIM IN TITANIC!!!

 
4.      Have you ever been in a fist fight?

YES ! UNFORTUNATLEY IT WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME....HE TRIED HITTING ME AND THERE IS NO WAY  I'D LET HIM ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT .SO I PUNCHED HIM IN THE HEAD AND BELLY ........BUT THEN HE APLOGISED AND WE HAD GREAT MAKE UP SEX !!!

 
5.      Do you have ADD?
  FORTUNATLEY NO!( I THINK ) I SOMETIMES JUST BLANK OUT IF MY HUSBAND IS TALKING TO ME ABOUT A SERIOUS PROBLEM HE HAS WITH ME ! HE 'D SAY SOMTHING 'IMPORTANT' AND FIVE SECONDS AFTER I WOULD HAVE THIS CONFUSED LOOK .LIKE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !SO I DONT KNOW
 
6.      What was you most serious injury?

  I FELL OUT OF A PICK UP TRUCK...MY FRIEND AND I WERE COMING FROM SCHOOL...AND WE HICKED A RIDE UP THE HILL ON A PICK UP .....AS SMART AS I AM ...I DECIDED TO BAIL OFF (JUMP OUT ) WHILE THE VEHICLE IS GOING UP HILL!! I FELL AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE ROAD! FORTUNATLEY I DONT REMEBER A THING...THIS IS ALL WHAT MY FRIEND AND BROTHER TOLD ME....ALL I REMEBER WAS WAKING UP WITH A TERRIBLE PAIN AT THE SIDE OF MY HEAD...AND LOOKING DOWN AT MY BLOODY SHEET ( I ALSO HAD A HOLE IN MY  ELBOW)...I WAS LIKE  ,"MOM, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME"..THEN THEY TOLD ME...NEXT DAY I HAD TO GET A CAT SCAN TO SEE I THERE WAS ANY PERMANENT DAMAGE,BUT IT WAS JUST TEMPORARY AMNESIA THE DOC SAID WITH SCRS AND BRUISES ....

7.      If you could have any type of pet, what would it be?
I ALWAYS PLAY AROUND WITH THE IDEA OF HAVING A LION AS MY PET !!!
 
8.      Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.
(1) HOT SEX WHEN MY MONTHLY IS OVER
(2) MOVING HOUSE ,CUZ THE LADY WE WERE HOUSE SITTING FOR SUDDENLY DECIDED TO COME BACK !
GIVING US LESS THAN A  WEEK'S NOTICE
(3) SEEING WHAT THE REST OF THESE  QUESTIONS ASK !
 
9.      How did you bring in the New Year?

  MY HUZZY AND I  WERE AT THE HOTEL WHERE HE WORKS ,(HE 'S A LIGHTS AND SOUND ENGINEEER)  SO HE WAS ON  THE JOB....HE LOOKS SOOO HOTT WHILE WORKING ,IM SURE IF YOU'VE SEEN YOUR MAN AT WORK YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ..

10.  If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be?

  DISPITE THE PROBLEMS WE HAVE SOMETIMES ,AND FOR A SPLIT SECOND YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THIS ...MY ULTIMATE DECISION IS ...WITHOUT A DOUGHT I WOULD MARRY THIS MAN OVER,AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN !


11.  Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it?
NOPE ....NO CRUSH ON ANY ONE !
 
12.  Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you).

  THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT POEM HERE ON AP,ITS HARD TO GIVE JUST ONE...BUT I WILL SEND MY FAVORITE FUNNY POEM.... A MUST READ
  http://allpoetry.com/poem/4759075

13.  If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be?


1)MY HUSBAND OF COURSE (I'LL LEAVE THE BABY WITH FAMILY ,SHE'LL BE SAFER)

2) MATCHES (ALWAYS NEED TO START A FIRE )

3) SOME WINE AND WHIP CREAM  :-)



14.  What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself?

i honestly dont know...I JUST TRY TO LOV ME FOR WHO I AM ,TRY TO CHANGE MY BAD ATTITUDES,BUT I LOVE ME!!
 
15.  What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?

I WOULD SAY MY BOOBS,AFTER I HAD MY DAUGHTER they  SEEMED TO HAVE SHUNK !! 
 
16.  What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?

I AM A SECRETARY /TECHNICIAN.I ABSOULTELY HATE BEING A SECRETARY , WHEN I AM DOING TECHNICAL STUFF, I LOVE IT ......
  JSS
17.  When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?

THEN LAST TIME MY HUSBAND AND I HAD A MAJOR FIGHT ,HE ACCUSED ME OF NOT LOVING HIM !!! HIS INSECURITIES WERE GETTING THE BEST OF HIM!
 
18.  Regarding the above question, why?

  OOPS A JUMPED AHEAD OF YOU !

19.  How would your closest friends describe you?

  SHY AT FIRST, BUT FUNNY , WHEN I'M COMFORTABLE WITH YOU !


20.  What song do you want played at you funeral?

  WHEN I GET WHERE I'M GOING ---BY BRAD PAISLEY


21.  What’s the last thing that made you laugh?

  WHEN A FRIEND OF MINE FELL FLAT ON HIS BUTT ,TRYING TO SIT DOWN,WHEN THE CHAIR SLID FROM UNDER HIM ...LOL...


22.  What were your favorite bed sheets as a child?

  THE LITTLE MERMAID .....my cuz bouht it for me an di absolutely loved it.wnated it on my bed alll the time !



23.  If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be?

  FOR NOT SERVING TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY ,BECAUSE I KNOW SOO MUCH BETTER ....



24.  Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex?

RIGHT NEXT TO MY MOM.....AND SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE..MY MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND,AND ME AND MINE ,WERE ALL WATCHING A MOVIE,SO I WAS 'SITTING' ON MY BOYFRIEND (NOT ENOUGH CHAIRS) AND WE WERE COVERED WITH A BLANKET (CUZ IT WAS COLD AND IT A SCARY MOVIE) AND WE DIDI IT RIGHT THERE NEXT TO THEM WHILE THEY WATCHED THE MOVIE ....THAT WAS A CLASSIC !! 


25.  Have you ever been caught having sex?

  WELL ALMOST ....WE WERE DONE ,BUT WE WERE LYING BUTT NAKED ON THE FLOOR IN THE LIVING WHEN MY BOYFRIEND'S STEP DAD CAME HOME EARLY ...AND THERE WE WERE ON THE MAN'S LIVING ROOM FLOOR....THAT WAS SO EMBARRASING !


26.  What did you want to be when you grew up?

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE LAWYER OR A DOCTOR....BUT I SAW A MOVIE WHERE A LWAYER WAS ATTACKED AFTER HE WON A ACSE AGAINST A MUDERER AND  THOSE DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOOR !!  AS FOR THE DOCTOR I DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO LOOK AT AND TREAT GRUSOME THINGS !


 
27.  Have you ever truly been in love?

  I HAVE ...REALLY IN LOVE ...ITS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FEELINGS....AND LUCKY FOR ME I STILL HAVE THAT SPECIAL GUY IN MY LIFE !!
ALTHOUGH WE'VE BEN THROUGH EHLL AND BACK ...WE'RE MARRIED NOW WITH A BEAUTIFUL LIL BABY GIRL !!!
IT FUNNY HOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THINK THERE IS NOW WAY YOU CAN LOVE ANY ONE MORE ...BUT THEN SOME ONE MORE SPECIAL COMES ALONG AND WHAT YOU FELT FOR THE FIRST ONE SEEMS SO TRIVIAL! THAT HOW I FELT WHEN I MET MY HUSBAND  AFTER  BEING WITH MY LD BOYFRIEND



28.  What’s your definition of love?

LOVE TO ME IS WHEN SOMEONE ENCAPSULATES YOUR ENTIRE BEING ...YOULIVE BREATH AND SLEEP AND ALL  YOU CAN SEE IS THIS PERSON,YOU LIFE FEELS SO FULFILLED...YOU DONT WANT  TO DO ANY THING TO HURT AND YOUR ALWAYS SEK HIS BEST INTEREST .....
AND WHEN THERE IS NO ONE ELSES IN THE WORLD  THAT TUNS YOU ON LIKE HE DOES,...ITS GETTING WEEK IN THE KNEES WHEN YOU HEAR HIS VOICE OR SEE HIS FACE ...AND JUST WANT TO HOLD AND SQUEEZE HIM AND NEVER LET HIM GO....AND HE IF HE DOES A SMALL THING TO HURT YOU ,ITS GOING TO BE LIKE A THOUSAND STAB WOUNDS TO THE HEART ....BECAUSE HE MEANS SOOOOO MUCH TO YOU !


 
29.  Would you move to the moon if it was habitable?

  GIVE ME MY SWEETHEART AND MY BABY AND I 'LL MOVE ANYWHERE...


30.  How long did it take you to complete this?

GOOD QUESTION...I WAS INTERUPTED SO MANY TIMES ...AND I DIDNT REALLY KEEP TRACK .....SORRY !