Hey Hey Vlad
Sneak into the ancient manor; down the chilly stair,
Open up the secret door and see the coffins there
He's there sleeping. I come creeping. Wooden stakes in hand.
He needs cooling. I ain't fooling. Soon I'll rule the land.
Hey hey Vlad
You're so bad
Hey hey Vlad
Do the brides first just like rehearsed. Dust without a sound.
Hammer ready, hand is steady as I pound and pound.
Finally the oldest casket. Opens up his eyes.
Count Dracula, time to tool ya. Hey old man; surprise!
Hey hey Vlad
You're so bad
Hey hey Vlad
So long Dad
Hey hey Vlad
I'm so bad
Hey hey Vlad
I will rule your empires
Be the foremost of vampyres
You will burn in the Hell fires
Forever and ever and ever and ever
When you turned me, man it burned me. I was still so young.
Could have waited. I'd have dated. Now that song's unsung.
Through the dark years. Through the dark tears I have made a plan.
I can space you and replace you. Twenty first century vampyre man.
Twenty first century vampyre man.
Twenty first century vampyre man.
Twenty first century vampyre man.
Hey hey Vlad
You're so bad
Hey hey Vlad
So long Dad
Hey hey Vlad
I'm so bad
Hey hey Vlad
Bye bye Dad.
A contest entry
- Defeating Dracula by Frodofan.
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All I can think is, "corny."
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Oh yeah. Corny. Fun though.
Props to Led Zep, Marc Bolan et. al. I bet Iron Maiden could make it a hit, maybe even Ozzy on a good day. To bad Vincent Price isn't around to do the bridge. -
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Ha ha. Yes, that was just about the best part of "Thriller." Maybe you can get Alice Cooper to give it a shot.
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There's a plan.
Maybe I can even borrow his make up kit for the vid.
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