Why the Grandads had to go to war

My grandad fought your grandad it went on for years
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> The blood of the british and blood of prussia both shed
so many tears

or

They were both neighbours who didn't get on
I think the battle escalated from a dispute
over an over hanging plum tree in the back garden
What followed was carnage
A world war of epic proportions
which left 60 million dead across the globe
in its aftermath
what I learn from this
is everyone needs good neighbours
a good neighbour

can be a good friend or can be  right pain in the arse.
kicking off for no reason in the night a bit like george bush
or someone who bums all your stuff ....not like Dan who's a good neighbour but one who  sometimes I need to explain more whimsical celtic notions. id much rather do this though than have to repel him in a panzer tank, his blue eye glittering in his gunsight
I'm glad Dan is my friend and its so sad the grandads had to go to war.