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Quack Pot Diagnoses

I.., Dr.Emmett Farquar M.D. P.H.D.  L.M.O.P..
Personal physician of our victim and friend.
After careful deliberation in this investigation
Submit my submission and my final decision.
And on this you can rest and depend.
All signs point to a culprit of sizable incisors
Vampire, new neighbor, Louis Arquette.

At your service respectfully,
Dr. Emmett Farquar Esquire

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  • Sandi Alford gold member
    February 18

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    Mr Farquar, with three different aspects of murder, how on earth have you deduced the ultimate 'pinpricks' to his neck was what did poor Albert in? I think you are jumping to conclutions, or are trying your best to steer the blame from yourself. hmmmm going to ponder more.

    I too love the title very ingenious! and a really comical look at this character, well done!
    Best wishes!

    Sincerly Samantha


  • yukitosumi
    February 12
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    Do you really think so, Emmet? Should I lock my doors??

    Best,
    Carla


  • pastiche
    February 11

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    Whasssup, Doc?

    Given up medicine in favour of fairy tales?
    Science fiction replacing science fact?
    Oh, surely you can do better...
    (with your deductions, I mean - not the poem. )

    Louis

    Subtle comedy, exquisitely put! Congrats and best of luck in the contest.
    p


  • XxGoldenxXDawnxX
    February 10
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    AHA.. the plot thickens.. you are not the only one who suspects the vampire lol. Great work.


  • Malabu
    February 9

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    lol im still laffin at the title...and the l.m.o.p,
    and are the neighbors available to profess?
    another fabulous write my friend..

    mal


  • Tirrell
    February 9

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    I see...
    I still feel that all will be know later, and that the murderer shall expose themself with by them.
    But feel there is much to I may agree with here...


    • suseann
      February 11
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      Great Gatsby! Expose him self? I hope not. So in addition to commiting murder he or she is a flasher? Oh my! Now such senseless cruelty I simplely can not abide. But must admit. The thought of a confessor in a trench coat running necked through the house is a funny thought. Ha!

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