30 Questions (and not a poem contests)?

1.      Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.
  I once had milk come out of my nose. I didn't do anything to cause it, it simply
happened, unexpectedly.
 
2.      Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What? Yes, but I don't recall, momentarily.

 
3.      If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why?
        I would have to say Jessica Alba. I thinks she's beautiful, excellent and
      I admire Latin looking stars.

 
4.      Have you ever been in a fist fight?  No, but I was attacked once, and
      I some how faught off the guy, who was taller.

 
5.      Do you have ADD?  If you mean do I know how to do addition, yes.

 
6.      What was your most serious injury?  It's different from all people, but
        I would have to say cutting a finger.

 
7.      If you could have any type of pet, what would it be? I have a cat and a poodle. But if I could have another kind, it would be panther. I'd keep it out side, and let it be my watch dog- so to speak.

 
8.      Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.
            1. What's the point of this?  2. Why 30 questions?  #3. Sure glad my cat's inside.

 
9.      How did you bring in the New Year?  I took down all my 2008 calendars and went wtih out a calendar, for one week.

 
10.  If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be?
          Yes, I would like be, some time.
 
11.  Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it?
          No, I don't think I do. But if I do, she can't possibly know it because I
        I don't know it, either.
 
12.  Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you).
        Sorry, I'm not sure at the moment who the poet would be. If you were
        ask me who my #1 favorite is, I'd say me.
 
13.  If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be?
      Three wouldn't be enough, but if I could only take 3 things, they would be
        a book, a big note book and a flare gun

 
14.  What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself?
          I'm a good caring person

 
15.  What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?
          I'm single
 
16.  What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?
        I think if I enjoyed it, I'd remember what it is.

 
17.  When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?
          approximately 4 years ago.
 
18.  Regarding the above question, why? 
      Because I couldn't sleep other wise, nor could I control
      when I cried.

 
19.  How would your closest friends describe you? 
        A paradox?

 
20.  What song do you want played at you funeral?
        I don't know, off hand. I plan on existing for awhile longer.
        But maybe,  The Watermelon Crawl.

 
21.  What’s the last thing that made you laugh?
        Something in a movie.

 
22.  What were your favorite bed sheets as a child?
        A home made quilt made out of squares of diffent
      pastel colors.
 
23.  If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be?
        My higher power? I don't own a higher power.
 
24.  Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex?
            Never had it, any where.
 
25.  Have you ever been caught having sex?
        Nope.

 
26.  What did you want to be when you grew up?
        A spy, a photographer and a writer.
 
27.  Have you ever truly been in love?
          Tough one, but I honestly felt as if the last
        time it was more true, than the times before.
 
28.  What’s your definition of love?
        Caring, devotion, commitment, and enjoying
          the other person.  You could even  call it an addiction,
          the other person.

 
29.  Would you move to the moon if it was habitable?
      If I had no choice, and I wasn't going to be the only person.
      But if I had a choice, I'd rather go to Neptune or Mars.

 
30.  How long did it take you to complete this?
Sorry, I didn't keep track of the minutes.