A Fiesta for Sir Loin

Sir Loin had plenty of friends to talk to have a toast with.
He talked with Jack Daniels through dinner
But, he talked to Tequila until sunrise as if waiting for the early worm.
Captain Morgan waited for them until seven after seven to come aboard.
They traveled through the Northwest Passage along with some entourage
And, they’re hopes was to drink Canada dry and Ginger, Al’s sister, was waiting.
Shirley thought was to go into a temple on that time of day.
It was Maltin Mueller’s timing whose straw broke their camel’s back
When Malt licked her face
But, he could have been stoned at that time.
There was a mole’s son that became golden after begging to stop at a new town.
The town had a big fig festival.
Sir Loin’ friend Pu Ding was the king of the festival
So, Sir Loin said that he would not go home until he got something from his friend.
Some did think he was going to pee on some nuts
And, he would buy some crackers for Jack instead of me.