I Just saw my buddy named Jack
He was having a migraine attack.
His wife said, "You're a pain.
All you do is complain.”
When I left he was helping her pack.
A contest entry
- FUNNY LIMERICKS! by Lanasaur.
472 points, ended February 9, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - "Health-care" poems - for live show and eventual publication by Vera Rich.
575 points, ended April 16, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Thank you for entering the "Health Care poems" competition. But - sorry - the rules stated quite clearly:
Poems submitted should be "publication-ready". "Work in progresss" is NOT appropriate for this competition. Hence any entries that request advice for further revision will be disqalified.
Remember - the whole purpose of this competition was to elicit poems suitable for use in a forthcoming live poetry presentation and publication in an associated chapbook. -
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I Didn't realize one little thing left unchecked would be such a problem. Sorry I blew it.
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lol
this is funny good limerick thanks for entering -
Your wry sense of humor ...
truly made this limerick a giggle to read. Often it is the last straw that breaks the camel's back, not so?
Love
Myra





