What a rush… I feel alive!
as I walk past the guard I wryly smile
The exciting feeling knowing I…
had stolen something up the aisle!
In my pocket, secretly stashed…
some toothbrush-heads, cos guess what they cost?
Ten pounds for two!
not even two for one!
So I took two for free and it was so much fun!!!
I hear you ask, did I feel guilt
remorse or worse for what I did?
I answer back... nah not a bit!
like Robin Hood I’m liberating it!
I am the poor... well one of ‘em
and Tescos are dem filthy rich
so next time I shop and have to scratch an itch
I’ll take my five-finger discount
check-out…
and I can but hope they'll feel the pinch!
Author notes
Just to be clear... I do not condone stealing from human beings... but Tescos are a big corporation without morals themselves, they simply function with a profit based system. It is they who exploit human beings, destroy communities and sell us shit, cheap food which makes us unhealthy and provides the conditions that enable us to survive like battery chickens on low incomes... there sed it ahhhhhhh......
just a bit of fun...
Comments
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Lol...very funny. I like how you display no guilt and rationalise theft in a comparison to Robin Hood. Well done...alby
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Tesco is a most unpleasant company...every little helps? Yes, to line the greasy pockets of their Zionist owners. I would steal from them myself but I have an aversion to being banged up in jail and f*cked by huge n*gro warders.
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cool
i enjoyed reading this it's getting more elaborate, Well done and best of luck i like this paragraph
I hear you ask, did I feel guilt
remorse or worse for what I did?
I answer back... no not a bit!
like Robin Hood I’m freeing it!
espescialy the last line very imagination.
Keep penning
xlana
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Your last lines just a fantasy, nothing more.
Haha, great poem neems. i think, "like robin hood im LOVING it" mite be better??
i love the last stanza Lol.!!
xX
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