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My Pet Ellis

Amera showed me this contest
All I say here is all true
Whether failure or I'm blessed
Amera, I owe it all to you

My pet Ellis is a human
He has whiskers, but won't purr
Ellis is no Paul Newman
Really plain, has little fur

Amera fixed up my Front Page
Drew me as an Egypt Cat
Now I am considered sage
Lithe and sleek and all like that

I enter these dumb contests
Just to sell my great cat food
Contest holders' food requests
Are filled free IF I WIN, Dude


Tiki Cat
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"Too Good For Humans"

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Whiskers, Purrs, Lithe, Egypt, Sleek

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  • Fritz O skennick gold member
    August 26

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    Cool...

    Cute, funny & made me smile...
    Fun narrative with sweet rhyme scheme & excellant flow that tells it like it is for all them poor kitties trying to train these thick humans...
    Keep up the good work...
    Well done!!!


  • Raining Kisses silver member
    August 21
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    LOL HOW VERY CLEVERLY SCULPTED HUGS N SMILES
    T


  • darlee77 gold member
    August 20
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    This is very cute and uplifting. A delightful write. God bless.


  • Clovis...Curious silver member
    August 8

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    Superb Plus

    I love the wry sense of humor in this write. You have expressed your thoughts quite well, indeed. Imagery; rhythm, and rhyme are just fine. Thanks for sharing.


  • Rick Weston silver member
    August 8

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    so very funny - clever cat. i swear this one caught my cat chloe's attention as she briefly looked over my shoulder at the screen.


  • CountryCousin
    August 7

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    Cute

    This reminds me of the cat that comes around to my house looking for a handout. Kat is kinda cool though, but I like him. He seems content to be outside. Your cat is neat.


  • Uniquely-Scarred
    August 7
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    awww i wanted to try it as well lol


  • Aphrodite Beau Pre
    August 7

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    Now that was nice, and I love kitty-cats. I have two of my own. I think they are spoiling me. This was full of humor. And I like it very much.


  • georgie
    August 7

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    lmao... love it... this piece had me in stitches. keep up the funny stuff
    hugs,
    georgie,
    xxx

  • Purrsanthema
    August 6

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    Tiki, Purrsanthema's feline friends would like you to know that yes, these humans are terribly difficult to manage: they're so hard to train, just not obedient, they're too tall, have no tail, like some strange sort of manx, and generally only the males have whiskers, and not nearly so long as to be useful. Are you sure he's no Paw Newman?Humans have strange taste. I'm sure Saber Tooth Battle Paw can tell us. Oh, and a lot of them DO purr, but only when they sleep. They call it snoring! A delightful poem! Please continue looking after Ellis, you know humans would be lost without us. How would they ever rhyme anything so elegantly as here?


    • Ellis gold member
      August 6
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      I thought I wrote for Ellis real nice
      and here comes YOU showing me up
      in funnier Comment, a heavy price
      to have to pay for my try. -- Gulp!

      Tiki Cat


  • Melodies
    February 8

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    A happy event, visiting you and finding this marvelous poem written by Tiki Cat. Oh Tiki, do be kind to Ellis, for we love him so.


  • Jax Nova
    February 8

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    Very funny. :)

    I like this poem. It's not often I read amusing potry and Ilike it. nNice job.


  • Ceridwens Soul silver member
    February 6

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    Being just a little mad about felines I adore this, the pride of felines who permit me to share their house thouroughly approve.

    Good Luck

    Jem


  • cricketjeff gold member
    February 6

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    As always Tiki you show great taste in your pets, Amera and Ellis are of the best

    Your poetry is too!!!

    Have fun and keep selling the catfood.

    Jeff


  • Amera gold member
    February 6

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    LOL

    This is great and made me blush. I'll read this to Saber. Love your rhyming poetry.

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • Nymphetemine
    February 6
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    Thank you for your poem.. I liked this a lot.
    Good luck in the contest.
    ValkyrieNightWeaver.

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