Yep, the house needs to be cleaned today. I think we've all slacked off a bit. Jimmy's now washing the windows in his fluorescent g-string and Dinah is vacuuming in her rubber shirt and shorts, but keeps missing every piece on the floor, because she can't stop watching Jimmy's squeezable.....ahem....sponge in his hand. Sandie is folding clothes and putting them up, but she keeps dropping them on the way, 'cause she's watching Paul dust the chairs. More dust keeps coming out of Dinah's vacuum than going in. Teresa is making the beds, but seems to be lying in them more than making them. Get up Teresa! SandieAngel is watering the plants, but keeps going back over to Jimmy, where a plant hangs, just to watch the water drip out and onto Jimmy's now almost see through fluorescent g-string. Now who the hell is supposed to be doing the dishes? Dinah get over there, and clean the dishes, you're pushing more dirt out than in. We need a new vacuum cleaner now. Now the dishes are getting done, but Dinah keeps spilling water on the floor, because Fluffy has now awoke and thinks her rubber shorts are a huge rubber bone. Eric is in the bathroom cleaning, making the sour face, sorry Eric, someone has to do it. Now Icy and I are out in the yard, he just got through mowing and I'm raking all the leaves. But then he comes over and pushes me in a pile. What was that for, I wonder? So I pulled him in. The next thing we know we have nothing on but are surrounded by leaves. We look up and see Jimmy in his fluorescent g-string with the leaf blower and a big wicked grin on his face. Icy and I look at each other. We're in trouble now!!!!
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Came across this contest and had the perfect write. Hope all enjoy!
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A contest entry
- GIVE ME SOME LAUGHS!!! by Mrs D.
650 points, ended February 10, 30 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Unique!
Honestly, I don't know what to think, but definitely out of the ordinary. For that reason I like it. Playful, flirtatious, free-spirited. Bravo on the endless possibilities with such an imaginative mind!
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I wrote it many moons ago when I was in this forum. We were all good friends and it just came to mind. I know a bit weird, but it was fun writing it. Thank you.
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GOOD JOB!!!!!
This situation seems to be very chaotic!! I love it! Good Job again!
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Thanks. So then why was it removed from the contest?
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LOL wow this is totally chaotic and interesting in a weird way. You should join the group 'just a little odd' lol. I am already a member of course.
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Thank you. Are you implying I'm odd? LOL.
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