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If A spider Had To Wear Trousers.

If a spider had to wear trousers
how many pairs would he wear ?
One on his front legs, two on the back
or maybe all four anywhere.

Would he wear long ones, would he wear short
cotton or maybe black tweed
would he have pockets, turn ups and such
or some flies on which he could feed.

Maybe a spider would have bony knees
or maybe he’d have flat feet
how about bunions, pimples and spots
or shades to wear in the heat.

I think we' ll leave him alone
he's got problems that we' ll never know.
Damn ! I just stood on my spider
I really should watch where I go.


                                       

                                       

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  • Mrs D
    February 6
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    DIDNT REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH,
    THANKS FOR ENTERING..