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You Can Think Too! (Parody of "If" by Rudyard Kipling)

If you can claim the art of heartfelt healing
applying due respect to all you do;
If you can alter sense of sinking feeling
denying all that’s false is really true.
If you can soar above that combat ceiling
see tit-for-tat soon vanish in the blue -
If you can pray for faith by never kneeling,
revealing still - you know who sees you through.

If what you sense is not all that you’re sharing
or what you write, dispassionate at best.
If when in doubt with views you find despairing
you know those signs define the devil dressed.
If just the facts include that old red herring
or conversations lack the lust of zest,
If you take note of crude or overbearing
make time to find a quiet place to rest.

If you can sort grand logic from illusion -
court visions vested much like counting sheep,
If you can turn aside foregone conclusion
and seek sublime although that path is steep;
If you can plan ahead - avoid confusion
by making lists of promises to keep,
If you can see the stealth of friendly fusion
you’ll heed that wealth of thought in twilight sleep.

If you can recognize an eye related,
And hear how wise will share those clues with you;
If you can pause while senses stand elated
To ponder cause for wonder coming through -
If what you feel is secret knowledge mated
Then what you think must certainly be true!
If mystery for life seems overrated
then think again, for love’s inside of you ...

© 2009 Joy A Burki-Watson

Author notes

I nominate "Spirits Refrain" by PerVirtuous

I also have another poem in this contest as required when entering a pre-write:

"Friendly Faces"

The prompt that goes along with my poem is: #9 Meditation

"If you can keep your head when all about you
are losing theirs and blaming it on you." Rudyard-Kipling

http://oldpoetry.com/opoem/2940-Rudyard-Kipling-If----

"If you can flow - then grow, you can be sated
The key is knowing thought is up to you!" Joy A. Burki-Watson

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  • Amera gold member
    October 26
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    I like! I'm not a big fan of Kipling but I like what you have done here. I think it's a wonderful study in epanaphora and you kept my interest with wonderful flow and content.

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • taylorndncar gold member
    October 6

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    i am impressed with this effort; and not just for its rhythm-for-rhythm pattern and parody, but the sheer amount of words it took to complete this work...! kipling is
    someone i scanned the pages and did not study! you've changed my mind for me!


  • Pattiboo silver member
    September 7

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    Love the original

    and loved this. I thought the rhyme and meter perfect. I enjoy Kipling and of course his Sussex by the sea as I live here. I went off him as a person after the documentary about him using his influence to get his son who was virtually blind into the army during the war.
    His poem 'My Boy Jack' made me angry.
    good luck in the contest


  • Gypsy Via Orleans
    September 6

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    I clicked onto this poem firstly because "If" is one of my favorite poems.
    You've done it great justice with your piece. I like how it flowed. Somehow I seemed to feel Kipling standing over your shoulder nodding his head in agreement.. I enjoyed this read.


  • Ellis gold member
    July 18
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    Delightful

  • Congratulations on the Emerald Cup!

    Awesome - Love it!! I believe this is worthy of the golden chalice myself, but I'm not the judge. Great work, Joy. I'm wishing you all the best!!!
    Peace & Hugs,
    xx Cyn xx


  • Isi
    June 28
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    This is an amazing poem, both in form and content. And I feel it's more a tribute to the If poem than it is a parody. The form is a little different, because where in Kipling's poem we await the answer at the end, your poem answer some ifs along the way. But your flow and rhyme blows me away, it's flawless

  • This is very wonderfully written. I wrote a poem once called "If I am Allowed" which reminded me of this one of yours...it is one of my first and a favoriet one...if you are interested in readin it..


  • nOva-
    May 16

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    This is quite the tribute to Kipling's "If"

    It's always nice to read rhymes by people who know how to do it the right way! (which is why you'll rarely see me attempt! ) There was a balance and consistancy in the flow that would lend this to being a poem "well-spoken", i think.

    i don't see any awkward sounding lines or anything to point out to fix. thankyou for sharing these words of wisdom with AP!! It was inspiring to read

    ~nva

    ps. thank you for the comments!!


  • BearWoman gold member
    April 10

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    Wonderful!

    This is wonderful! I love it!

    "If" only I could access more of those suppositions at this time... *sigh*

    Thank you very much for sharing this with me. It made me , and if I had more brains online, I know I would be pondering much more than I am.

  • A very good parody in my opinion and God bless you for having written something so intelligent, such a change for the sinful writing here!


  • Sudo Nimh silver member
    March 8

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    oh my..absolutely fantastic adaptation of a poem that has always been very close to my heart..! when i was 8, my father taught "If" to my younger brother and myself, and through all of our respective journeys, the three of us have always come back to it..
    ..i would like to share your version with my father if i may, as i feel it beautifully encapsulates so many of the ideas that i have been trying to share with him for so long now...you have taken If and stepped it up a notch into the realm of the spirit rather than worldly advice, and this, to me, is utterly amazing!
    thank you so much for writing this...you have just made my week.

  • Judith Chandler
    February 13

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    Some good maxims here. I like "the devil dressed" and the conversation that has lost it zest and the making of lists. I especially liked the sound of "pray for faith by never kneeling."

    I think "allusion" in verse three should be 'illusion" and I will give you a chance to remedy that, if you like.

    Thank you for entering my contest.


  • humblpye gold member
    February 8

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    Absolutely fabulous...!

    there is just so much in this, I am overwhelmed...a work of art indeed penned by a true artist indeed
    I'm going to save this for future pondering
    I think Kipling would have applauded!
    Jhn


  • Yemassee gold member
    February 7

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    No idea how I missed this one. Multiple posts maybe. Very Kiplingesque. I of course know the source though I was always more into his fiction, understandably.

    Man, you paint a desperate picture because I've never known an individual who can come close to that standard. They've all fallen far short. I'm not even sure such soundness of mind is possible by such fallible creatures.

    It's not really so much a parody (for to me, a parody choose to ridicule in some fashion) as it is a re-working of the style.

    But the main thrust is to see life, the beauty of it. I am trying, I really am, but sometimes it isn't easy.


  • Shy Little Lamb gold member
    February 6

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    wonderful

    wonderful flow of words. This is very positive piece of work. I love the rhyme scheme. It was a pleasure to read your poem. It was really a good piece .


  • gaze
    February 6

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    Von posted the link on OP and I'm glad I've followed it, for this poem of yours is simply wonderful!
    Terrific job done here Joy

    Mari


  • leo2
    February 6

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    If I can hold the hand that's leading
    'til shadows breach that distant shore
    I think I'd have a chance of greeting
    this poet's dream and so much more

    As always, your poetry is inspirational.

    Sincerely,
    Leo Long

  • Bad Bill
    February 5

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    Often parodies tend to aim for a humorous approach, which can be heavy-handed, but yours I would classify as an admiring attempt at writing in the same style as Kipling - a serious attempt and not humorous. In this you have been completely successful, and your flow and rhyming are first-class.

    Excellent,
    Bill


  • Sunshine Always
    February 5

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    Joy what a beautiful Parody of my most favourite poem. I have loved "IF" from the first time that I read it and your words here do this excellent poem true justice....Love this one my friend, very much...mal


  • AmazinJason
    February 5

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    good stuff

    I really like a lot of this,
    the depth of understanding that which
    eludes many minds is a sense of wisdom which I enjoy... I don't think I can offer constructive criticism since this is a parody. Maybe take another look at the ending, I felt it could have been stronger. I'm going to go read the original now.


  • Aesthete2000 gold member
    February 5

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    '...If you can turn aside foregone conclusion..."

    Ah, the open mind, the priceless prize!

    joy, this is a wondrous piece,
    a collection of your wisdom,
    your spirit and your poetic skill.

    Kudos to you, many, many!

    But you set my mind on a tangent
    to the tie-dye colors of the seventies...
    "If a picture paints a thousand words
    then why can't I paint you..."

    Can you hear it?

    M-C






  • rufina caraid gold member
    February 5

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    Bravo! Bravo! Joy you have put so much work into this, Rudyard would be mighty impressed i reckon! Very good lines to make us think on the quality and mystery of life.  Von ~ Oldpoetry

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