30 questions

1. What would you want your stripper name to be?
    "Timex" (takes a lickin but keeps on tickin)

2. If you have a pet, what's its name? If you don't have one, what would you name it?
Thud (rescued from a puppy mill he was unacustomed to being in a house and with people. The first time he ran into our sliding glass door we were surprised, the second time we were concerned and took him to the vet. No problems, the 7th time we decided on a name... Thud. He get's so excited while chasing the cats he misses the doggy door)

3.What's your weirdest habits?
Singing along to the music played for shoppers in the grocery store. (I don't even realize it until someone says something to me like "I like this song too" as they chuckle and walk away or when my mother turns red and quickly leaves me in the dust)

4. What kind of vegetable are you?
A carrot. (A little wrinkley but can still be both sweet and crunchy if plucked at just the right time)

5. What's your favorite game?
Pictionary! (It's one of the only times I can get away with being animated and dramatic without someone rolling their eyes)

6. If you had to change your religion, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't (BUT for the sake of the question I would pick Catholic, the whole Hail Mary's and sinning thing)

7. What's the craziest thing you'd do for a million dollars?
For a million I would have intercourse with Bill Clinton, but quickly deny it!)

8. How would you go about naming your arch-enemies kid?
Leopold Tarzan! (He is a whiney lil brat that whole heartedly believes his lies of bravado all in an attempt to impress his ego maniac father and his fathers ego maniac friends)

9. What would your super hero name be?
  Charmin of Cracksville

10. What would your power be?
To ensure no child ever endures the torture of a house without toilet paper!

11. Soda or Pop?
I drink soda. I went hunting with pop.
(I know, I know... west coasters are 'supposed to say 'pop' when refering to cola)

12. Hot or Cold?
  Hot heart, cold feet (I'm female)

13. Favorite movie ever?
  Halloween! (Michael Meyers is invincible, forever scaring the crap out of me when I am alone or in a hospital after dark!)

14. Weirdest Fantasy?
(shoulda read the questions b4 I got started!)

15. Who was your role-model at the age of, lets say 5-10?
  Jerry (Tom n' Jerry, cuz Jerry never let that mean ol' cat win) and Michelle Pfifer in Grease 2 (if ya haven't seen it then you are missin out! At 38 I STILL know every word to EVERY song!)

16. What's your worst fear?
Losing one of my kids, Death has proven its intentions 9 times in 2 years.

17. Where does evil come from?
Whoever teaches a child evil is responsible for that evil but evil comes from choices.

18. Top or Bottom?
  Top, Bottom, Upside Down, Backwards, Forwards...

19. In your opinion, Sexiest man or women alive?
  Sexiest man alive is Nicolas Cage
  Sexiest woman alice is Michell Pfifer

20. What's your favorite power ranger?
  Red Of course.

21. Favorite type of meat?
  Hard n' Chewy

22. If Sally is four times older than troy and troy is 6 times younger than Flo, how old is Bob?
  2

23. Which is more important? Wisdom or Trustworthiness?
Wisdom, if someone is truly wise then they are trustworthy.

24. What kind of animal do you want to be?
  I don't, an animals life is too hard and depends on people too much. I am too much of control freak to give up the ability to talk to people, make decisions for myself etc...

25. What's your favorite stuffed Animal? If you don't have one, what would it be?
A stuffed squirell my great grandfather gave me when I was about 9 yrs old. It was the only thing he ever gave anyone and gave it to me cuz I gave him a lifesaver.

26. Would you ever go back and change anything in the past?
  Yep! My husband would still be alive today, I would be slepping peacefully in his arms right now instead of hangin out on A.P.

27. What was your favorite subject in school?
  English and Home ec. ( I can't say what we would would while skipping Home Ec and hiding on top of the building during class LOL, I'd be sooo disappointed in my kids if they ever did those things!)

28. Skydiving or Bungee-Jumping?
  NOPE!
29. Nicknames? All of them.
Knickerdew, Aunt chuckle butt, Aunt chubby buns, Nickers, Nicky, Sticky.

Last question, the one that brings it all down.
30. What's the most funniest thing to ever happen to you?

Growing up my family had money and so we would do things like go boating.
We were boating with some friends and met them up in Canada, I was about 12 or 13 and th eboy I like was the same age.
My grandfather decided he would take us tubing (like water skiing but using an innertube) and I decided that I would wear my new bikini for the event, I was very tan!
As we were heading out away from where we had all the boats tied off together we my grandfather was bragging about how I was the best, nobody could last longer on a tube than me ( the truth was that I was terrified of hitting the water if I let go cuz it was like being body slapped!)so of course I had to live up to my now new rep.
With my grandpa, my huge crush Todd and my cousin in the Boston Whaler (ski boat) I jumped into the water and climbed onto the tube, gave thumbs up and off we went.
I was skipping like a frisbee across those waves and nothing was gonna knock me off, the longer I stayed on the harder they tried to knock me off.
We were in Canada... Lotsa jelly fish!
Good ol' gramps decided to take me through a school of about 500 of em' (not exagerating!)I held on for dear life and oncew through the slimey mess I could still feel the slippery slimey masses clung to my body. I reached down with one arm to try and flick it off me when I lost my grip.

I was out in the water for about a minute as I watched in confusion as to why my grandpa wasn't comin for me when my cousin yelled out (in front of Todd) HAHAHA are ya missin something?
My glowing white ass was bobbing ever so innocently in the bay, I'd lost my bottoms to my brand new brown bikini.
Cousin threw me her shorts and I went back to our boat, I ws embarassed enough but she couldn't help but confess that I had been tubing for about 15 min. without my bottoms on!
I stayed in my cabin for that night, the next day and only came out once my grandfather left back to the states.
Todd asked me sleep up on deck with him that night but he was sorely disappointed when found out that I wore jammies that had feet in them; covering me from the top of my neck to tips of toes!