Playing 30 Questions (not a poem)

1. What would you want your stripper name to be?
        Chief Red Whore
2. If you have a pet, what's its name? If you don't have one, what would you name it?
      Kiki and Saphira, used to have danny boy
3.What's your weirdest habits?
      I always go to the last bathroom stall if possible
4. What kind of vegetable are you?
      Pomagranate, oops thats a fruit....umm.... potatoe they seem pretty easy going
5. What's your favorite game?
    BukBuk--the most redneck game youll ever find but its a ton of fun
6. If you had to change your religion, what would you change it to?
    Whichever one worships the flying spaghetti monster...there seriously is one i just cant remember
7. What's the craziest thing you'd do for a million dollars?
    Hell, Id do anything for a million dollars,Im broke
8. How would you go about naming your arch-enemies kid?
    Biff, deffinately Biff, or maybe organs like Kidney, Appendix, Galbladder... "love thy enemies" it says nothing about their kids
9. What would your super hero name be?
    Mighty Small Girl, her extoradanary powers of laziness will overwhelm you
10. What would your power be?
    Well I think it would be amazing to be able to heal my self, Im very accident prone
11. Soda or Pop?
      Pop, but I dont drink it
12. Hot or Cold?
      ur hot& ur cold, ur yes& ur no, lol Id rather just be confortable
13. Favorite movie ever?
      Anchorman:The Legand of Ron Burgandy---"I dont know what were yelling about!"
14. Weirdest Fantasy?
      muhahahaha.... you dont want 2 know
15. Who was your role-model at the age of, lets say 5-10?
      Lindsey Lohan and the Olsen twins-- I know they are both amazing role models now maybe I can go to rehab someday too!
16. What's your worst fear?
      honestly, that nobody really likes me and Ill die alone
17. Where does evil come from?
      who ever descided winter should last 3 months
18. Top or Bottom?
    bottom, I cant fall as far
19. In your opinion, Sexiest man or women alive?
    Micheal Jackson!!! hahaha umm... johnny depp even though hes old
20. What's your favorite power ranger?
    black??? do they have a black power ranger?? idk i never watched
21. Favorite type of meat?
    shrimp
22. If Sally is four times older than troy and troy is 6 times younger than Flo, how old is Bob?
      89, hes a pedophile
23. Which is more important? Wisdom or Trustworthiness?
      both are important, if you trust someone you can vent everything, but if they are a complet nincompoop what good would anything they say be???
24. What kind of animal do you want to be?
    a cat, they are cute and furry and they get to sleep all day, no one expects anything from them. I really should get to slepp
25. What's your favorite stuffed Animal? If you don't have one, what would it be?
    I still sleep with Bear(I know I was very creative when I was little) he has been sewn up so many times, now hes held together with safety pins
26. Would you ever go back and change anything in the past?
    Yea, I would love to erase the last year and try things again knowing what I know now
27. What was your favorite subject in school?
      Cross-age, I go work with the most adorable 1st graders in the world, you never know whats they are going to say or do
28. Skydiving or Bungee-Jumping?
    Bungee-Jumping is for pansys, Skydiving all the way!!! Hey if you die at least it would have been fun, plus youll proly make it on the news!
29. Nicknames? All of them.
    This may take awhile... SunnysideDown, Egg, Meg, Chief Red Whore(yes this was actually a nickname), Tinkerbell, Pixie, Leprachaun, Cheez, Giggle, Hugz, Roo, Fire, Ginger1, idk i know theres more Ill add if i think of them
Last question, the one that brings it all down.
30. What's the most funniest thing to ever happen to you?
      This thing they call life, ok seriously... well most of the things I remember were stupid embassasing things Ive done. Well here I go!  Me and my best friend were dating two guys that lived together. One day I was at their house with my boyfriend and we were alone.  My friend and her boyfriend showed up suddenly so we hurried n got ready n went shopping.  After about 3 hours I went into the bathroom.  When I looked in the mirror I saw all my clothes were on inside out and it was completely obvious. No one had pointed it out to me and suddenly I knew why everyone had been starring.  I didnt talk to my friend or my boyfriend for the rest of the day until they appologized.  Then one day a month later my friends boyfriend told the whole entire class the story and they told the whole school and it got back to my parents. Try explaining that one, the pictures didnt help much, especially since they didnt like the guy o begin with...