This must be a nightmare
it can't be happening to me
I'm lying on this table
as naked as can be..!
I see nurses gathered 'round me
there are doctors here as well..
it's then I feel a stabbing pain
OH NO..! MY NUTS begin to swell!!
As tears come rolling down my face
it all comes flooding back...
'YOU MUST HAVE THE SNIP MY LOVE
OR NO MORE NOOKIE IN THE SACK.'
A high pitched scream fills the air
and I'm looking 'round to see..
But you can guess the answer
The screams are coming loud from me!
If you need proof I love you
I'll tell you loud and clear
just give me all my clothes back
AND GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Author notes
Written September 26th, 2001
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excellent
LMBO...oh you men...just can't handle a little snip here and there....this was very cute!!!
~Gayla~ -
don't touch it!
LOL excellent work - forced smiles out of me :) -
hi pilo, just wanted to say that reading this poem inspired me to pen my own of my poor hubbys experience in the vasectamy dept..lol take a look and tell me what u think....
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Oy vey, women always having to have some kind of proof of love...I'd hate to have Snip or Ground forced on me...but then again, at that point in my life, I'd just divorce the bitch :P
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Oy vey, women always having to have some kind of proof of love...I've hat to have Snip or Ground forced on me...but then again, at that point in my life, I'd just divorce the bitch :P
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LOL genius...reminded me of a poet called Owen O'Neill, he wrote the sitcom The Fitz which died on its arse...his poem the Snip is like this....Excellent :)
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Lol this was very funny. You poor thing.... but at least you dont have to have the babies!!!!
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lol too cute and powerfully graphic..
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I can't stop laughing. This was so witty...you are now a favourite. Brilliant...Brilliant!
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You did it again. I could see the whole scene.
Maria -
Pilo still has ALL his bits...:o).
This was written for a couple of poor unfortunates.(Couple! 'was a poor choice of words')lol -
LOL! Ohh, please tell me the spuds are okay! Too bad about the snip dingle. Funny as hell, though. Keep writing!
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absolutely fantastic.. i remember my hubby having his.. er.. well.. minor discomfort (LOL) what a hysterical experience that was and sure i was full of wifely sympathy. Loved this poem .. i am a true fan of yours :0)
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Alas, poor pilo suffers in the name of art. LOL ... Your humour made my day.
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LOL... too funny !
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HaHahA... oh my God!! this is so funny..
especially the "a high pitch scream fills the air, and im looking around to see, but you can guess the answer, the screams are coming loud from me!" hehe.. that lined cracked me up.. -
Funny... good choice of words...
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ouch...that really does have to suck! you should tell her to get her tubes tied...!
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You don't stop shooting bullets.They are just blanks.I thought of my self as being a seed less varity after mine.LOL
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Hilarious, nothing quite as funny as someone elses' misfortune, and we're talking some serious misfortune when you start messing round down there.... great write
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Oh my gosh! How hilarious. Is this from a uh... personal experience.
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