I have recently noticed that I smell like a banana today;
Which would be cool, if all these monkeys went away!!!!
But, still, this is way, way better than last week,
When I smelled like peanuts, and elephants were after me.
Still, I'd take the elephants over the time when, two months ago,
I smelled like fish, and some cats were chasing me through the snow.
The cats were after me exactly a year after the day since,
I smelled royal, and was pursued by a creepy prince.
Even then, I'd choose the prince over the time a decade ago when,
I met a mummy, and I smelled like a savoury dinner to him.
The cool thing that came from all the different ways I smell,
Is knowing no one can beat me; I run VERY, VERY well!
Which would be cool, if all these monkeys went away!!!!
But, still, this is way, way better than last week,
When I smelled like peanuts, and elephants were after me.
Still, I'd take the elephants over the time when, two months ago,
I smelled like fish, and some cats were chasing me through the snow.
The cats were after me exactly a year after the day since,
I smelled royal, and was pursued by a creepy prince.
Even then, I'd choose the prince over the time a decade ago when,
I met a mummy, and I smelled like a savoury dinner to him.
The cool thing that came from all the different ways I smell,
Is knowing no one can beat me; I run VERY, VERY well!
Author notes
This is an extended verision of I Smell Like A Banana today; I wrote that one about a week ago. I wanted to see what would happen if I messed around, and made a small time chart in poetry form...if that makes any sense whatsoever.
Anyways, please tell me what you think.
Please tell me what you think.
Comments
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Just don't smell like fried chicken, you'll have a bunch of hairy legged redneck boys chasing you. hehe
An intresting and difrent poim.. Very good..

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good
though the mummy line kinda.. doens't fit as well? cuz you dont really smell like anything specific?



