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Angels Came To Sodom

Angels Came To Sodom

Angels came to Sodom
'Cause God was gonna prod 'em
With his big sword.
Oh Lord.
Angels said, "We're sleepin'
In the street in keepin'
With our main plan."
Oh man.

All the neighbours came around
Makin' them a moanin' sound
Sayin', "Let us have 'em, Lot.
Let us give 'em what we got.
Get them into nookie land;
Back and front and mouth and hand.
Come on Lot, you understand."
Lot did not like that demand.
Oh God, Oh man.  No man.

Lot he told 'em, "Shouldn't aughter
Here I got a virgin daughter.
Take her now and have some fun.
Here. I got another one.
But they wanted angel stuff.
"Hey Lot, we can't get enough."
Lot and family ran away
In a mountain cave to stay
All except his poor sweet wife.
She got salted; lost her life.
God damned.  Oh Lord.  Oh man.

Lot's two daughter, then they thunk
They were 'lone, so get him drunk.
Jumped his bones; each had his kid.
That's the tale of what Lot did.
Oh yeah.  Oh Lot.  He's hot.

Author notes

I guess what they wanted the angels for is where the word 'sodomy' comes from. An Arabic expression for homosexuals is derived from the name for the people of Lot or Lut(in Arabic).i.e., Luti.

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  • Denerica
    February 5

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    Wow

    Very interesting, speechless I might say for the Sodomy of Sodom and Gommarah morals. Your style was like you witnessed it, well penned. Blessings.


  • Barry Hodges
    February 4

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    I have always been a very big fan of sodomy. G.W.Bush was also a big fan, after all he buggered most things up didn't he? Ho Ho Ho.


  • Poetess12
    February 2

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    This is a very interesting poem. I learned by reading your poem some that I previously didn't understand. Thank you for sharing and
    Thank you for your entry.

    • LarryATilander
      February 2
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      My Dad

      referred to this story constantly; sort of, see, they were real people in the Bible and did just like the neighbours here. Yeah, the neighbours in Marlbank are pretty rural.

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