As a kid i kept a collection of decapetated loony toons heads,
Why cause those guys were creapy and my lego men like to put heads on a steak.
i would help write poems for my brother girls
but then would tell them what i did
after all that said soon i was paid to write the poems for both man and girl
my toe nails are black
and i dont care
cause my wife was bored and she painted them
yet still i leave them black
she wanted her hair dyed so
i helped
yet since my hands are so big i had no gloves
now my hands are bright red
o and most odd of all
i am a truck driving, groumet cook, who can count a 10 million dollar inventory better than no other, yet prefer to stay at homw and write poetry
all and all my odest thing is
i am a conesure of all things
and i will not be happy till i get the covented
decapetated marvin the marshin head!
Author notes
hehe i like this very much thanks fo rthe contest
A contest entry
- Show us how odd you are! by Noir mariposa...x.
1750 points, ended March 17, 30 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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You were an odd child no?
"she wanted her hair dyed so
i helped
yet since my hands are so big i had no gloves
now my hands are bright red"
I shake my head in disaproval
Thank you for entering, I wish you the best of luck!
Claire x -
LOL! This is too cute! I hope that you find that Marvin the Martian head soon! Take care and good luck to you!
Jeremy0826 -
Hahaha, the best kind of odd! My dad helps my mom dye her hair too! This is awesome. Decapitated Looney Toon heads, that is so funny.
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~Mairéad~
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