30 questions...

1. Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.

I don't really remember if I've had something come out of my nose but I remember 2 years ago when I went to visit my cousins in Australia, we went to a theme park and there was this Tomb Raider ride (well, I say ride, it was just like a maze you walked through in the dark and people jumped out at you dressed as monsters or whatever...). Anyways it was me, my mum and dad, my brother, my cousin, her husband and their 3 children and we all were in this thing and shitting ourselves if I'm honest... we knew these people were gonna jump out at us so we were expecting it but I think that scared us more. So this person jumped out and my mum screamed and went 'Fuck off!!' just like, as a reaction because she was scared and my cousin's husband was like 'Don't tell the monsters to fuck off! They'll get us' but he was really serious and scared so we were all literally wetting ourselves laughing (or at least I was =S)... even the 'monsters' were laughing at us. And then, because we were all scared we put my little cousin Hannah in the lead (it was single file) and she was only 5 at the time so when someone next jumped out, because she was in the lead she screamed and jumped backwards into her mum who went flying and knocked the rest of us over. Maybe you had to be there but it was hilarious and bladder control was very difficult!!!

2. Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What?

Erm... yeh, I think we all have. But yeh I always say I'll never do something and do. I think maybe the first one would be when I was little and decided I'd never smoke. Now I smoke. I said I'd never do drugs... I have done. Ermm... I'd never have an abortion... until I was raped and had one. Argh.
But I think the one I do most often is the morning after a night out I always say 'I will NEVER drink again!!!' lol

3. If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why?

Hmmm... you know what, I'm going to be all cliche (I think that's the right word?) and say Johnny Depp. I think the man is sex on legs lol. And not because everyone fancies him and because everyone says he's gorgeous and etc... normally I don't like people that are the sort of person everyone typically likes... (Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, George Clooney... eurgh!) but no, I make an exception for Johnny Depp. He's fit and also a great actor. So yeh... he'd sooo be with me if he didn't feel he had to stay with that Vanessa woman =]

4. Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Na. Only with my little brother lol. I'm really not a violent person, I've never found myself in the situation really. Any time people have started on me I've just walked away, I just can't be arsed fighting, don't see the point.
I mean, there have been a few times where people (friends) have been angry with me and basically threatened to hit me and in those situations I've sad 'ok, if you feel like I've done something and you think hitting me is the only thing that'll make you feel better then ok... I'll let you. I'm not gonna hit you back so you won't be getting a fight out of it but if you wanna hit me go on, I won't stop you' and they never once have. I've also never deserved them wanting to hit me either... when they decided to calm down and tell me why they were mad it's always other people stirring or them not having the full story =]
The only thing I can think of is when I was raped. Eurgh. But I dunno if that counts as a fight... although I did try and fight. So I dunno. Whatever.

5. Do you have ADD?

Nope. Well, I've not been diagnosed with it anyways. Sometimes I feel like I've got it lol... but na, I don't think so =S

6. What was you most serious injury?

I really don't know... I'm not sure. I've never really been that seriously physically injured, apart from the rape. Meh. I suppose it would be that because that's the only time I have ever been beat or whatever. Other than that it'll be self inflicted stuff.

7. If you could have any type of pet, what would it be?

Aww... a tiger... a white Siberian tiger... a baby one. Obviously I'd have it when it grew up too... it'd be like a guard dog only sooo much better and scarier. I'd feel safe. Plus they're beautiful. And I'd be like Princess Jasmine in Aladdin =D she was my favourite when I was little so yeh...
Otherwise I'd just settle for a dog, an English Bulldog called Barry Wooferson! Haha, me and my best friend have this all planned out... our future house together with our future dogs and etc =D

8. Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.
Baby. =[ Oooo it's snowing (I just looked out the window and noticed).
Oprah. (I'm watching it lol)

9. How did you bring in the New Year?

My best friend's mum owns a pub so we went there with our other friend and got drunk =D
Just before midnight Nuala (friend's mum) got on the mic and told everyone to 'shut up!' so we could here Big Ben chime midnight on the TV. Then we did the whole party poppers, champagne, kisses... was a good night.
Then we went back to my flat and my dad and stepmum were there with her son. So I met him for the first time and we all just chatted, drank... and played Guitar Hero!

10. If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be?

I'm not married... I'm only 18! I don't want to be right now... too young, I'd much rather be young and have fun right now than even be in a relationship! I have all my life for relationships. But to be honest I don't know if I ever want to be married. I don't think I believe in it... I'm like, if I'm in a serious relationship with someone and we love each other then why do we need to get married... what difference does signing a paper make? I'm not religious so I don't need to marry for those reasons so what's the point? If I was going to consider marrying someone I'd already be living with them because I wouldn't marry before we lived together because I wouldn't know if I could put up with that person in my house all the time... so if we already live together and love each other and blah blah then what's the point being married if we're already living that life... spending(or wasting) all that money in getting married, just to carry on with that same relationship you had before. I really don't see the point! It's stupid.
I can't ever see myself getting to the point where I have to make that decision though... I still hate men because of stuff... so yeh.
But I dunno, maybe one day I'll change my mind if I'm in a serious relationship... maybe all my views on marriage and how pointless it is will go out of the window and I'll want it... who knows?

11. Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it?

Nope and nope. I don't actually speak to any guys on here. And really I'm one of those people who doesn't understand how you can like someone you've met over the internet. You don't know them... na I don't get it.

12. Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you).

Hmmm. I don't know!! I can't choose. I think it might be:
http://allpoetry.com/poem/4863791
It kind of makes me feel hope... plus it's a great poem

13. If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be?

My mobile phone... assuming the island has signal =]
A boat or plane to get off the island
A pilot or captain... to fly/sail the plane/boat =D
 
14.  What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself?

I don't. There's nothing. Really don't know.

15.  What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?

Argh. I can't answer this either. I'd be here forever because honestly there are that many things. I can't decide.

16.  What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?

I don't do anything. I left college after the first year because I couldn't cope anymore and I've done nothing since. I'm actually not capable of doing anything at the moment, too much of a mess. So I'm hoping this therapy I'm doing can help me sort my head out and then I can go back to college or something.

17. When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?

Last night.

18. Regarding the above question, why?

Depression is a bitch. Lol. Na I cry all the time these days. I'm in pain from all the shit I'm dealing with. It's not fun.

19.  How would your closest friends describe you?

Well she's taking too long to reply (I just asked her lol) so I don't know.

20.  What song do you want played at you funeral?

I don't care. I won't be there to listen to it. I'm honestly not too bothered.
Actually, maybe I am. So... A Place In The Sun - Stevie Wonder. It's a song I always listen to when I'm sad, it cheers me up, gives me hope... I dunno, it's a nice song.

21. What’s the last thing that made you laugh?

Errrmmm... I don't recall laughing today, if I did it would have been something on Oprah. Otherwise I was out with my friends last night and we spent a lot of time laughing then so...

22. What were your favorite bed sheets as a child?

Hmmm... Paddington Bear ones I think =D either that or I had these pink ones with this little dog on them... I like them.
Oooo and Spice Girls ones!!!

23. If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be?

I don't believe in a higher power... so nothing
 
24. Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex?

I don't know. I don't find sex funny. I hate it. I think you have to enjoy it to be able to laugh at your experiences. It scares me... makes me uncomfortable... so yeh, nothing funny... sorry =S

25. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Only during the rape. His friend walked in... laughed... and then walked out.

26. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A vet. Ha. I loved animals... and refused to believe I was gonna be anything else. I got over that when I was about 14.

27. Have you ever truly been in love?

No. And I hate when people tell me they love me after like, 5 minutes. I just think, you know what just because we're in a relationship you don't need to say you love me. I hate it. Only say it when it's true. I only say it when it's true. In all cases not just relationships... I won't even say it to friends unless I really do love them so yeh, it really bothers me when people say that and they don't mean it.

28. What’s your definition of love?

I don't know. Never been in love so I don't have one. Well, apart from the love I have for friends and family and really I don't think it can be described. Either that or I just don't have the words.

29. Would you move to the moon if it was inhabitable?

Inhabitable? As in, you couldn't live there? Lol, no I wouldn't then. Assuming this question should say 'if it was habitable' then my answer is still no... what's the point? I might go for a visit though... see what floating around is like.

30.  How long did it take you to complete this?

No idea. I didn't time myself. I'd guess at around 20mins though because I had to go searching for the link to that poem... and I was distracted by watching Oprah =] and I rambled a bit in my answers.