There was once a very old feller
Who excitedly told his pastor
That when he pees at night
God switches on the light!!!
He peed in the refrigerator
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Do you pee at night?
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Haha
that's funny but not giggley funny. at least for me. keep trying. good write
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Hi Eeyore
Thank you.
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eeewwwwwwwwwww, lol
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Hi echo-ink
Thank you.
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lol....funny...
thx for entering
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Hi Mrs D
Thank you
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lol
this is funny -
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Hi Lanasaur
Thank you.
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OH god...haha this is hilarious. Poor old man...
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Hi icyrose
Thank you for your comment.
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the title already crack me up lol, reading this, I hope he is not suffering from sleepwalking
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Hi Anna Lee
Thank you. In a few years time, he may be me. -
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lol...I guess we will all go through that stage of having urinary incontinence
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