Not A poem but 30 Answers

1.      Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.

Yes on more then one occasion I have laughed that hard that I have peed my pants but one that stands out was the night a few friends and I where on a train on way home and my friend had a little to much to drink and was dancing around the train carrying on a little silly and I was busting to go toilet and I laughed that hard a little pee came out. HOW EMBARRASSMENT!


2.      Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What?

Oh gosh millions of things.. I said I would never date a younger male and my fiance is actually younger then I am just as an example


3.      If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why?

Definitely Johnny Depp he is talent wrapped up in sexy


4.      Have you ever been in a fist fight?

yes! not an attractive look and it was actually with a friend. we made up the next day ha ha and remained friends for years.


5.      Do you have ADD?

No. However sometimes I have these little hyperactive outbursts so I wonder ? ?


6.      What was you most serious injury?

Probably a sprained ankle. I have never even broken a bone, I know I am fragile so I don't over do it ha ha


7.      If you could have any type of pet, what would it be?

A White Tiger, however it may end up eating me ?


8.      Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.

a) Oh no I wasn't actually thinking anything apart from the question I was reading
b )  What can I put here I wasn't thinking
c) Just write anything you are obviously thinking


9.      How did you bring in the New Year?

I went to sleep at 10.30pm and woke back up at 11.45pm to run across the hall to my mates place to yell happy new year then went back to bed Ha Ha I'm a boring person I know


10.  If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be?

I am engaged and cant wait till we get married


11.  Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it?

No that would be weird considering the only people I really know on here are my mother and sister in law ha ha no offense guys but I don't swing that way


12.  Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you).

http://allpoetry.com/poem/4556857

I love this poem written by my little sister in Law in dedication to My son Angus


13.  If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be?

My fiance ha ha I wouldn't live without some male company (if you know what I mean)
My son as I definitely couldn't live without him
and food yummmmm


14.  What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself?

I'm not to sure... I know I make cute babies ? ?


15.  What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?

Probably how pale my skin is I'm very paranoid about it


16.  What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?

I'm a stay at home mummy now and Its the best job in the world


17.  When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?

cried myself to sleep... I cry often but cried myself to sleep would have been months ago.

18.  Regarding the above question, why?

My son's father took him away from me (it would have been kidnap where there DNA not the same) for weeks on end I was very distraught.

19.  How would your closest friends describe you?

I'm not to sure she tells me I'm a good mate and hilarious all the time ? But you would probably need to ask her that one.


20.  What song do you want played at you funeral?

I haven't really thought much about that sorry


21.  What’s the last thing that made you laugh?

Chris eating a "boogie" that he swears was a bit of waffle cone


22.  What were your favorite bed sheets as a child?

bright pink flannelet ones


23.  If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be?

Oh gosh I have no idea.... Not going to church ? swearing ? I've done a lot of things in my life so I would have to apologize for a lot


24.  Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex?

funniest ? hmmmm...... I'm not that risky sorry!


25.  Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yes! EMBARRASSING MUCH ?


26.  What did you want to be when you grew up?

A hair dresser or beautician..typically boring I know!


27.  Have you ever truly been in love?

I have and still am


28.  What’s your definition of love?

I think different people perceive love differently. I know I'm in love with my man because I know I cannot live without him, hate being apart from him, would do anything including die for him.


29.  Would you move to the moon if it was inhabitable?

If all my friends and family did I guess.. why not!! we could all walk around looking like we have springs on our shoes.


30.  How long did it take you to complete this?

Honestly... roughly 25 mins