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The Worlds Worst Trucker

The Worlds Worst Trucker

I drive a big truck
My truck is too wide
It's completely luck
When I power slide.
With only one try
I'm a semi truck flipper
I hold the prize
As number one tipper.
I shortcut through lakes
My lights always flicker
I take off my brakes
So I get there quicker.
I crash through trees
Cause I got a Mack
Watch the big screen TV's
That are in the back.
Got a modified horn blast
A sonic boom roar
I honk when I drive past
The china store.
Start races at stop lights
I'm nicknamed “The Axe”
Cause I cut them off right
At the railroad tracks.
I don't truck so well
I get wedged in an alley
Won't park at a hotel
But at a monster truck rally.
At the truck stops I fail
I'm the worst in the nation
Cause I shatter the scale
At the weigh in station.

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  • Justified Inc.
    February 3, 2009

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    Comical

    This hits home cause my Dad was and still is a Truck Driver! I could see it all so well....Those dang 4-wheelers are your way!!!!!
    HA HA HA HA HA
    CP


  • HaleyMary
    January 30, 2009

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    lol. The part about the Mack had me laughing so hard. I've heard of people having televisions in their cars, but that's a little overboard.

    Also, the part of the brakes was funny, too. Off to read more.


  • Melodies
    January 30, 2009

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    Oh, this is so much fuuunnnnnnn to read! I love the way you end these poems in such a hilarious way and wonder how you can possibly do that everytime! GREAT STUFF!