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1.      Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.
Once upon a time there was a guy. His name was Frank. Whilst is entirely irrelevant to the point, neither he, nor I, have ever done the above. Unlike him though, I've fallen off a chair into a mass of bodies through laughing.

2.      Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What?
I hope so! There's no point in making rules if they're never going to be broken >_<

3.      If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why?
Hrmm. That's a toughie. If the question were "If you could go on a date with" it'd be much easier, as that'd be Zooey Deschanel. She has amazing eyes @_@
Anyways. But to sleep with... Maybe Jessica Kellgren-Hayes? She looks so cuddly! And is smart too.

4.      Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Of course! I was the champion of my TaeKwonDo association for a year, the king of kick ass (in a totally controlled way of course).
On a darker note, in the more conventional, uncontrolled way, yes too. I've been assaulted several times in the streets :-S. But due to the above, the unsuspecting morons got more than they gave to say the least!

5.      Do you have ADD?
Not that I know of. Though personally, I think it's over diagnosed and Ritalin is shown to be a gateway drug to cocaine abuse due to it's chemical similarity

6.      What was your most serious injury?
Most serious would be broken arm. Most painful would be damaged rib cartilage. That's more or less having a sprained chest. Not fun!

7.      If you could have any type of pet, what would it be?
Hrmm. A vegetarian cat. Ok... they don't exist but still! It'd be awesome

8.      Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.
How to cross a bunny with a kitty to get a vegetarian cat, whether or not I have food in for lunch and yes. I do.

9.      How did you bring in the New Year?
Went to a friend's house! It was great! Her younger sister brought a bunch of rowdy excitable friends over and they got drunk well into the night. My friend and I, spent the time being rather more sedate.

10.  If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be?
At the moment, no I don't want to be. I'm sure it'd be nice and all, but I wouldn't trust me to make that decision! I'm far too young for that!

11.  Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it?
Well that as may be. But I'm not telling!

12.  Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you).
Hrmm... I think you should read anything by http://allpoetry.com/HerNameWasRose her! Very sweet.

13.  If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be?
A small solar power plant, an internet satellite link and plenty of printer paper, ink etc. to print off books ^__^

14.  What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself?
Oh crikey. That I'm me I think. I always try my best to do that. Can't abide people when they aren't being themselves. And sociopaths too.

15.  What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?
My marvellous intellect! No, seriously. Life's so depressingly dull when there's little sense of achievement. >_<

16.  What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?
Well. I eat, drink and breath. When I'm not busy doing any combination of those, I'm a professional student. Which I enjoy with mixed success.

17.  When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?
Hrmm... Last week I think.

18.  Regarding the above question, why?
Physical pain. This and that

19.  How would your closest friends describe you?
I honestly have no idea!

20.  What song do you want played at you funeral?
Hrmm.
New Coat of Paint [Tom Waites],
Moonlight Sonata, It's a beautiful piece of music. And I just thing it's great!
Songs of Love [The Divine Comedy], ok... this is kind of a little bit naughty of me >.> because it's the theme song of Father Ted (An Irish Sit-Com about a priest) but still!
Wonderful Life [Black], I love this song too. It's a wonderful life. The film's good too.
Wonderful World [Any Version], it's a sweet song!
The Great Gig in the Sky [Pink Floyd], well, if I'm gonna be going to the great gig in the sky, might as well let everyone know
As much of Wish You Were Here as possible [Album by Pink Floyd], ok... it sounds a bit morbid from both perspectives of "Wish you were here" but I really like the songs. And whilst the words don't mean a great deal to me, the music itself does.
Hunting Bears [Radiohead], I just like this song >.>

21.  What’s the last thing that made you laugh?
Big Bang Theory I think! You should watch it.

22.  What were your favorite bed sheets as a child?
My Beano ones! For those who don't know, the Beano is a kids comic strip magazine featuring Denis the Menace etc.

23.  If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be?
For being rather presumptuous of his/her/it's wishes/intentions. And also I'd apologise for how many things use his/her/it's name to justify atrocities.

24.  Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex?
Much as I'd absolutely love to tell you but to be honest... I'm certain that laughing mid-way through coitus would totally destroy the moment.
That said, I'm sure doing it on some crazy golf, down a bowling alley or whilst sky diving could be rather humorous.

25.  Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not even by an omniscient, omnicognicent being.

26.  What did you want to be when you grew up?
A scientist. Since I was 9. My teacher at the time dubbed me "Mr Daydream" because I didn't talk to anyone and I always seemed to be daydreaming.

27.  Have you ever truly been in love?
That's a toughie. Maybe. But who knows?

28.  What’s your definition of love?
There are lots of definitions for love. There's the love of things, of doing, of people, of friends, of society, romantic love, etc. But there you go >.>

29.  Would you move to the moon if it was inhabitable?
No! It'd be a long way away from home and kind of like being on a prison!

30.  How long did it take you to complete this?
Umm... More than several days!

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  • Viyanna Rosemarie silver member
    February 25

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    i almost entered this contest but couldn't bring myself to answer the first question honestly. it had just happened to me the night before. as this let me get to know you a bit, i am going to add you to my favorites. thank you for shairng htis with me and i will be reading more soon. viyanna rosemarie


    • Naznomarn
      February 25
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      Ah hehe!
      You have been added too! I've been having a quick browse through your bits and pieces and am quite enjoying them! I'm not that great at writing comments! So I apologise for their scarcity / briefness!


  • Paloszoo gold member
    February 11

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    Finally! Thanks for your great answers and for entering my silly contest. I enjoy getting to know people better in this fun manner!


    • Naznomarn
      February 11
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      It were much fun!
      And certainly my pleasure!
      btw, pretty display picture!


  • Leela
    February 2
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    nicely done.

  • hahaha u need to finish this now!!!!!!

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