1. Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.
Yes.. just last night.. it went like this. I sent a text to my BBF. I heard on the news someone checked into the psych ward wearing just a thong and riding a goat. I'll come get you this time but this crap has got to stop !!! She texted back..I'm sorry , thanks but it was your goat !! I said.. opps.. I wondered where that goat went. I don't ride it often. Needless to say when I got the message back that it was my goat.. well, spewed d'pepsi all over my daughter.
2. Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What? Yea.. get married again..lol.
3. If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why? Sean Connery.. He has the sexiest voice...
4. Have you ever been in a fist fight? yes.. the fist won.
5. Do you have ADD? Adult Delirium Disorder ? Ummm.. I think so...
6. What was you most serious injury? Ruptured discs L-3,4,5 and S-1 flying over a production line. 10 years and 2 surgeries later.. I am still movong but it nearly kicked my butt !
7. If you could have any type of pet, what would it be? 2 spoiled rotten rotties, a Gremmie and 2 love birds named Thelma and Louise that the Gremlin loves to taunt.. (Gremmie is a 9 lb mix of schnzr.terrier, amd who knows what)
8. Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment. LOl.. this is fun. Wonder what the next questions are and I should be sleeping.
9. How did you bring in the New Year? Had a PJ party with my 3 yougest grkiddos in my living room.
10. If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be? No... I'd never marry again.. LOL.. see question # 2 )
11. Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it? No crushes..
12. Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you). http://allpoetry.com/poem/4994783
13. If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be? A generator, my laptop, and duct tape.
14. What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself? I'm honest
15. What’s your least favorite thing about yourself? sometimes, I can't make up my mind.
16. What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it? I'm a dietician... and yes, I love it.
17. When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep? When my Mother died.. and I did it for months on end.
18. Regarding the above question, why? I missed her and could not imagine a world without her. I still miss her and the world is not the same but.. I will see her again.
19. How would your closest friends describe you? Funny, compassionate, honest, loyal, fierce when needed, tender... direct.
20. What song do you want played at you funeral? How Great Thou Art !!
21. What’s the last thing that made you laugh? 30 questions.
22. What were your favorite bed sheets as a child? the ones straight off the clothes line.. I never cared what was on them.
23. If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be? I did not come to God sooner.
24. Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex? hmmm... under the bed.
25. Have you ever been caught having sex? nope.. that was why we were under the bed. lol...
26. What did you want to be when you grew up? a lawyer
27. Have you ever truly been in love? Yes.. 2 times.. and I married both of them. One.. I am still married to. The other died.
28. What’s your definition of love? Complete trust.
29. Would you move to the moon if it was inhabitable? yep
30. How long did it take you to complete this? 30 minutes. Had to get up and make a bowl of cereal. I was starving..lol..
Blessings.. Debby Carlson
A contest entry
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Comments
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This is very funny and very beautiful, at the same time! LOL
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Bruce
Thank you..
Have a wonderful evening.. God bless. Debby
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Bonus for your answer to #1. Very creative! Thanks for your great answers and for entering my silly contest. I love to get to know people better in this fun way!


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Thankya ! It was fun !!
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Hysterical!
I'm rollin' all over the floor, Sis! This has got to take the GOLD, especially for the goat.
Now I know why you were up when you should have been sleeping
Tons of love and hugs, SisBon



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