It's just me

1.      Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants or had some sort of beverage come out of your nose? If so, tell me about it.
Yes
both. I was at a New Years party and most everyone was too drunk for their own good. In a side office was the copy machine. A couple of us found one of the seretaries was in there with the boss - the copy machine was running and they were tried to copy her giving him oral sex
 
2.      Have you ever done something you said you’d never do? What?
Yes answer this series of questions
another was date someone I did not like - and that was on a bet they won't go out with me
 
3.      If you could sleep with any movie star, who would it be and why?
Tom Cruise - to find out if he was really as hot as some people think - maybe not
Tom Selleck - I know he is as hot as they say
Cher if I was paid enough money

4.      Have you ever been in a fist fight?
too many to count - for many reasons -
mostly over my lifestyle - it's mine and no one else's business what I do
don't like it - no problem - get your nose out of it, it's not yours
 
5.      Do you have ADD?
yes - my brain out thinks a lot of people so I get boored waiting for them to catch up to me.
most people think too slow as far as I'm concerned and they say I have ADD
I say they have a slow brain - it doesn't take  a rocket  scientist to figure out most things
 
6.      What was you most serious injury?
I had a stroke -
soon I'll have bi-lateral hip replacements -
had a tumor removed from my brain  -
guess none of them woud really count as an injury so none
 
7.      If you could have any type of pet, what would it be?
A silver creasted Dodo -
they have been out of existance for a few million years but are believed to be the most beautiful bird ever to have lived
 
8.      Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.
sex - not vanilla - too graphic to put in here
food - gourmet - naturally I'll probably have to fix it myself few others know how to really make it as good
sex - again to graphic for words ( your fault for making me answer question #3)
 
9.      How did you bring in the New Year?
no graphic details - I was not alone - you could say I 'slept' threw it - without  sleeping
let's just say - there were enough fireworks to have called it the 4th of July
 
10.  If you’re married, would you do it again? If you’re not married, do you want to be?
was- so yes -
few people know what love is - we did
we were married for 26 years and lost them to cancer -
the ugliest way to die
 
11.  Do you have a crush on anyone on AP? Does he or she know it?
yes - they know who they are -
I will not embarrase them with notorization
there might be more then one
 
12.  Send me a link to your favorite poem on AP (not written by you).
I have several - will have to come back to this
Probably  a sonnet by Amera
but there are several others I like most of their work too
it varies day to day which one which one- depending on how I feel
so that is not eactly easy for me
 
13.  If you could only take 3 things to a deserted island, what would they be?
flower seeds - I think they are an important part of life
vegetable seeds - so I can eat healthy
a shovel  - so I can garden ( note - no people - I can live without them)
14.  What’s the one thing you admire most about yourself?
my honesty - I try not to aviod it -
I might ask a person why it is any of their business
and never give them the answer they want but never lie
 
15.  What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?
my good looks - people seem to take it and me for granted
They want to be my friend so they can be with the 'pretty people'
being rich comes in second - money makes enemies out of friends -
they think because you have it you should give them some
I earned it the hard way - using my brain -
 
16.  What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?
I'm now retired and love it
I do a little consulting on the side but would never go back full time
  life is too short to spend all your time working
few things are worth killing your self over - work is NOT one of them

17.  When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?
when I was 6
 
18.  Regarding the above question, why?
I was whipped without doing anything wrong - the details are personal
let's just say I was with the Marquie Da Sade
 
19.  How would your closest friends describe you?
handsome, charming and rich -
Many of them have ask me for favors and I have to decide if  it is something worthy or just a fantasy wish =
that is not an easy thing or fair to me - when most of them only want some of my money - family is no exception
Charming in that I can tell them no and they don't go away - maybe the money  still matters
20.  What song do you want played at you funeral?
Clair De Lune - by DeBussy - it's calming to me and maybe the most beautiful piece I have ever heard
then there are several songs by Puccinni and Donasetti and 1 by Bette Midler- The Rose

 
21.  What’s the last thing that made you laugh?
My adopted parents stories at supper tonight - they wer retelling of their advertures in Mexico many years ago
They don't speak Spanish and drove an expensive car into Mexico.
To say they were lucky to get out alive and with the car intact is an understantement
 
22.  What were your favorite bed sheets as a child?
only had plain white ones - no choice
would have liked something else - Now I have too many to pick just one
Silk, Flannel and some Egyptian cotton 1200 thread count - fantastic
 
23.  If you could apologize to your Higher Power for something, what would it be?
for allowing others to mock him - few realize how degrading it is -
it's like planting flowers and they come up then tell you you don't deserve to pick them
Few people realize what a higher power really is
 
24.  Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever had sex?
I'm not going to say where or what city but-
it was on the correct side of a one way window, street level
and we could see other people passing by as we did it - in several positions
 
25.  Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes  = several times and not always by accident
first time - by my mother -
I was home visiting with my new wife
she didn't knock - just walked right in and the door was closed
 
26.  What did you want to be when you grew up?
president =- back when it was an honorable job
 
27.  Have you ever truly been in love?
yes - several times and am now - with more then one person
life would not be worth living to me, if  I was not in love
 
28.  What’s your definition of love?
it's emotional  =
wanting  to be with and near them 
wanting to hold them and kiss them
needing them and them needing me
sex is only a side benefit
 
29.  Would you move to the moon if it was inhabitable?
in a heart beat -
I would beglad to get away from  so many people
I would then declair it an independant state and screen who I allowed to come down

 
30.  How long did it take you to complete this?
15 minutes = easy as Einstein's theorys