I sat in my room sipping a capri-sun and petting my kitty sir-stinks-a-lot
I looked over in perfect time...
to see sir stinky pop a squat.
I screamed at the thought
'oh please kitty do not!'
but soon the room filled
with a ghastly smell.
So applause to sir-stinks-alot
for now my room...
is un-enterable
and smells terrible too
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HAHA`
i like that! Hehe. Very nice. Good write
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Lol, Thank you for your funny entry, good luck in my contest, Josie
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Oh yes indeedy, cats can give competition to any dog, not matter how big or small! Well done, Hon!
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bahahaha that is awesomeeeeeeee!!
I looked over in perfect time...
to see sir stinky pop a squat.
i giggled insanely
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inspiration was my dad! lmao!
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