Roses are pink,
and Violets stink.
Oh how your eyes glow,
When your sad,
They glow a lot when your mad.
When your hair is uncombed,
I like it a lot,
I bet you forgot.
Your mouth is a,
Giant black dot,
That I want to swat.
You clothes are black,
and torn,
I'm so glad I was born.
So that's why I wrote,
You this thing for you so divine,
Will you be my Valentine?
Love,
Your Secret Admirer
Author notes
This is the most stupid poem I've even written. I'm bad at humor in poems! I hope it wasn't too bad. I hope you like it!
A contest entry
- A Fake Valentine by Miss Chievous.
587 points, ended February 6, 12 entries
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Comments
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It's cute but sad and mad don't sound very well as a rhyme and a little forced. Otherwise I like it
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HEy that wasnt that bad, I think it could use some touching up here and there. lol!
I loved the first 2 lines!
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NO!Listen, see the 'bad' humor is what makes it funny!See it gives the impression of who ever is writtening the is clueless what he/she should write! it was awesome!
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