The stars are shining bright above me
but all I see is the World before me
Fag ends, dirt, pieces of shit
and some bloke is talking to my left tit
'You got the time?' is addressed to my breast
'Talk to my face, not to my chest!
Have my boobies got clock faces? That's news to me!
Or have you just got less brains than a tree?!'
Why do you constantly ask if they're real?
What's the obsession, what's the big deal?
You forget I have had these jubilees for years
Talking about them can bore me to tears!
Bussoms and pillows, titties and jugs
I've heard them all and it constantly bugs
Us girlies all have our own unique pair
including your MOTHER - would you look there?!
You wouldn't believe when I take off my bra
It's quite an event, they travel quite far
They hang somewhere between my hips and the floor
Would you like me to finish or do you want to hear more?
I can't call mine baps - baps, they are firm
Golf ball in a sock is a more accurate term
They wobble and shake right up to my chin
and when they flop either side, they make quite a din
My nipples are chaffed from dragging along
What is the purpose of this ridiculous song?
In the future to stop you from being so rude
When you look at my twins, imagine me nude!
Author notes
HEHE, FEW SWEAR WORDS BUT ALL IN GOOD FUN
A contest entry
- All you can be? by Erozay.
550 points, ended February 3, 46 entries
Silver trophy winner
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LOL! This is such a funny write!
Wonderful work expressing yourself
with this one.
Jeremy0826 -
Thank you for posting this! It made me smile. You totally hit the nail on the head here, especially the question of would he be lookin at his Mother's boobies!
Monica
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lol this is so funny! I too get tired of my boobs being looked at instead of me the person. Wonderful rhyme and flow such a great write I so enjoyed reading, thanks for sharing and good luck in the contest, hugs Theresa
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ah i love this finally one to make me laugh!!
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hehe always a pleasure, thanx 4 yr msg xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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