Sum thymes I get sew confused,
about the words I should chews,
weather my poem should rhyme oar knot,
gets me muddle quite a lot.
Eye off hen wonder like ewe dew,
should I branch out hand try something knew,
like a sonnet whore a chain haiku
hoe what too right gets me in a stew.
Then when high think I ham ready two write,
Hi find my muse has gone on strike.
Gone and tuck herself on vacation,
to righters block err fave destination.
I then ponder and purr ruse,
trying to entice bach my muse.
Hoping a contest will do the trick,
then I'm spoilt four choice as to witch wan to pick.
I scour the Paige's of AP,
lucking for a contest that's just rite fore me.
Hall of hay sudden my muse returns,
from my quay pad my poem burns -
till I am satisfied with my rhyme,
reading it threw aye thousand times,
wondering his my spelling up two par,
I finally scroll onto my spell chequer.
Always entering my very best,
the last thing I do is a spell check.
Hat the end of the rules hit's always sed
use spell checker it's yore best friend.
Sew as ewe can sea by what is hear
I hope it has cum across quite clear,
that the last thing I always do,
is try two follow hall the rules.
Author notes
o n e s u g a r
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh by poets whisper.
700 points, ended January 26, 37 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Lighthearted/Funny Poems! (Prewrites Allowed) by XxNinjaNemoxX.
700 points, ended August 9, 40 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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This was funny
Sometimes difficult to read at some points, but that's what happens when I read poetry at 1am in the morning
I liked this, it was clever and unique.
Thanks for entering and best of luck
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nice job. thank you
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Awesome!
Hilarious, only a Scotsman could've written that. Very funny word play in a well written thought.
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It must be the Scot in me then LOL!!! Glad you enjoyed Greg.
I appreciate you reading as always
Love ~sweetness~ xxx
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Very funny, Michelle, it looks like your muse is back from vacation! I like the way you intentionally misspelled words and made them rhyme [it was intentional, wasn't it?], very clever and very amusing. Your poem illustrates that writing can be very hard work, however it beats anything I have ever done. Not only is writing fulfilling, but it is enjoyable as well, how many "regular jobs" can you say THAT about?
An yeth, alweighs use spul checkin last...
Brazos
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LOL!! it was intentional, so glad you enjoyed B. Even though on the whole my spelling does suck
It is always a pleasure to have you read, thank you hon for your fab comment. I love writing and I enjoy doing quirky things like this (I said quirky
) LOL!!!
Love ~sugar~
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Now this one is very clever .. phonically spellings and wow you did a brilliant poem here hun
I wish you all the best for the contest
Julie
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I thought I would give it a go..had a blast.
Appreciate you reading hon
~sugar~
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It is a wonder that you could come up with this.. and yes it would pass the spell check .. even though we know that this would not pass the correct term of the words.. thank you dear for a wonderful read. Best wishes with it.
Riftkin
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You are welcome hon, a pleasure to have you read
~sugar~
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This is blooming hilarious, the things we go to, to find the perfect write...so so true. This had me laughing, you are such a talent, and in the words of novy and Earl, a gold for sure.
Good luk hon
All the best
Emma
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Made me laugh writing it, has me silly head on.
as always a pleasure to have you read hon.
~sugar~
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THIS LOOKS LIKE IT PASSES SPELL CHECKING TO ME! HE! HE!
Hit seams like ewe ave found yore muse again, Baby - hand everything than can bee scene hear is just HUNKY DORY with me. GOOD LUCK in the contest and if ewe were two inchoir of me wort eye thought of this peace - my answer would bee -hit's as good as gold, Honey!
Piece & luv!
Earl.
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LOL!!! Hi add sew much fun doing this, hay blast. Thank ewe suit fore yore souper comment, always appreciated.
luv ewe Chelle xxx
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Amazingly Awesome
This is surely creative using so many words that sound out the meaning and the spelling is entirely off on cloud-nine. Word play! Wild! Weird! and FUN.....you did an excellent job on being creative....looks like gold to me.......my talented friend....
novy
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I must admit I had so much fun doing this.
Thank you so much Novy for you fab comment, always a pleasure
to receive, valued and appreciated.
~sugar~
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this is so funny! you pulled it off quite well..no need fer spill checque hear, quite knowlegable in spelling two dam well
thank you for this entry...good luck
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This was a blessing me spelling sucks LOL!!
Thanks for the fab comment
~sugar~
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