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Fancy Five

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Once in Florida there was five nuns
Out on the town seeking some fun

While  legs attracted men
Drunk on gin; ready to sin

"None of this love did they get hon"


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After one gin one borbon one beer
Milk for the younger nuns in fear

"let give these old guys a run,
bend over and show our buns"

"Not one crumb of sweets to share"





Author notes

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art from: http://vivirlatino.com/2006/03/15/like-to-get-wasted-you-could-be-a-nun.php

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  • Judith Chandler
    February 3, 2009
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    The buns aren't fresh. So funny. I enjoyed this write.


    • ennovy silver member
      February 3, 2009
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      JJJ

      hey you got that right it seems to me some of the buns could be a little old....LOL


  • Rovingone gold member
    January 17, 2009

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    This is a bit of a departure from your usual passion filled pieces, but you certainly handle humor well. Very nicely done.


  • Katie Lazette
    January 17, 2009
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    ennovy I'm speechless. I think you can write anything. Good luck in the contest.


  • Brazos silver member
    January 17, 2009

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    Hilarious

    Those five nuns must have had the time of their life! Very, very funny honey, and I loved the pic you used as well. Hard to choose between those legs, guess I'll just have to try each pair on for size, and see what works best, lol.

    A couple of good limericks and a good "lighten up" from you. Anything you attempt comes out a winner, as I'm sure this will too, a job well done!

    I love you,
    Brazos


  • Swangrnv gold member
    January 17, 2009

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    l.o.l.

    ok, i see you can add another notch on your poetic belt..you got humore too huh? l.o.l. nice job lady..


  • Nicada silver member
    January 17, 2009

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    LOL..this is too funny, and a great take on the picture prompt. Thank you so much for entering. Blessings, Patty

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