Haley- Me.
Kayla- My best friend. (Kaname Sutri.)
HALEY: I though 7 ate 9
KAYLA: XD
HALEY: not 16 ate 17
HALEY: wth is this world turning to
KAYLA: well that would be why 6 was afraid of 7
HALEY: D:
KAYLA: But 6 and 7 are okay now
HALEY: because 7 8 9
KAYLA: Yes
KAYLA: But 9 was being a bitch
KAYLA: so he's okay with it >.>
KAYLA: lol
KAYLA: wow
KAYLA: we need help
KAYLA: XD
HALEY: mhm
HALEY: did 9 ever get buried?
HALEY: i bought him flowers
KAYLA: No.
KAYLA: :/
KAYLA: sorry
HALEY: damn
KAYLA: He was...digested >.>
HALEY: i miss him
HALEY: he was my friend..
KAYLA: Me too...he was kinda naggy though
HALEY: yeah
HALEY: he was a bitch
HALEY: -_-
HALEY: stole my fucking candy
HALEY: ALL THE TIME
KAYLA: I know me too!
KAYLA: And he never shut up
KAYLA: he went on and on and on
KAYLA: i like 7 better anyway >.>
HALEY: yeah
HALEY: 2 isn't nice either
HALEY: he kicked me today
KAYLA: Well what the fuck? 3 and 8 are pretty cool though.
HALEY: mhm
HALEY: 1 is a dick
HALEY: literally
HALEY: hes a man whore
KAYLA: Well. He always has been...what with him being an alcoholic and all.
KAYLA: I know...he really needs to get checked.
HALEY: mhm
HALEY: i bet he has crabs or some shit
KAYLA: Well...he told me the other day. He has HIV. He only has a year to live :/
KAYLA: 3's a little sad...but the rest are pretty okay with it
HALEY: Eh. I think 7 should be released from jail and should just kill his sorry ass
HALEY: the bastard cheated on me with 3 >.>
KAYLA: DUDE I KNOW! 7 had a right to eat 9 dammit! I don't know why people can't just understand that >.>
HALEY: I say we break him out of jail.
KAYLA: Mmk.
HALEY: >:]
KAYLA: we'll get 5 to come with us
KAYLA: he's pretty good friends with 7
HALEY: mhm
HALEY: 3 wont come
HALEY: she hates me
KAYLA: Well. She can fuck off. She's the only other girl in our group. I bet she's fucked everyone...
KAYLA: just like 1
KAYLA: she's a whore too >.>
HALEY: 1 cheated on me with her
HALEY: O: I bet she has AIDS
KAYLA: Eh. He was bad for you anyway
KAYLA: OMG!
KAYLA: should we tell everyone else?
HALEY: YES
HALEY: Tell 5
HALEY: and maybe 6
KAYLA: But 6 is still a virgin.
KAYLA: Eh. I guess we should.
HALEY: Yeah. Warn him!
KAYLA: He's too scared to do anything >.>
HALEY: HOLD A MEETING
HALEY: tell everyone
KAYLA: XD
HALEY: that who ever slept with her is gunna die
KAYLA: we'll get 8 to help us pass out fliers
HALEY: alright
HALEY: I'll make them
KAYLA: Damn. There's gonna be a lot of ppl with aids.
KAYLA: Did you sleep with 1?
HALEY: *gets a marker and writes '3 has AIDS. If you have sex with her, you are gunna die.'*
HALEY: I dont think I did. Unless he raped me in my sleep,
KAYLA: Don't forget 1
KAYLA: Well that 1 is kinda...idk.
HALEY: *adds 'and 1*
KAYLA: Alright. I'll call 8.
HALEY: okay
KAYLA: so what's up with 4 anyway?
HALEY: Oh. She went to the Caribbean for a week. She should be back, TODAY!!!
HALEY: SHIT
HALEY: i left her at the airport
KAYLA: Aha. She deserves it.
KAYLA: She's a bitch...
HALEY: Awe, I liked 4.
HALEY: She kicked 1 in the balls before
KAYLA: Eh. Ever since she took 5 from me...i didn't like her much >.>
HALEY: Awe.
HALEY: But 5 wasn't a good guy for you
KAYLA: True true...
HALEY: he hit on me all the time
HALEY: XD
KAYLA: Well damn. I didn't know that >.>
KAYLA: I guess 1's not the only man whore around here...aha.
HALEY: Yeah.
HALEY: Mhm
HALEY: Haha
KAYLA: I really do miss 7
KAYLA: i kinda liked him :/
HALEY: me too.
KAYLA: ever since 9 got murdered...he hasn't been the same
HALEY: in a brother way
HALEY: yeah
HALEY: i swear, maybe 7 was framed
KAYLA: Idk. They never did find the body. >.>
HALEY: Yeah.
HALEY: Maybe... 4 did it!!!!
HALEY: she always had a thing for 9
HALEY: then when 9 left her..
HALEY: And, she left for the week
HALEY: maybe she took his body
KAYLA: OMG!
HALEY: and dumped it
KAYLA: YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
KAYLA: Shit! We gotta tell 7
HALEY: WE GOTTA GO GET 7!!!!
HALEY: LETS GOOO
KAYLA: *Runs*
HALEY: *sings in car*
HALEY: XD
HALEY: fuck running
KAYLA: What the fuck you took a car?
KAYLA: Since when did you have a car?
KAYLA: *Gets in the car*
HALEY: Since two mins ago
HALEY: *drives like im drunk*
HALEY: hehehehhe
KAYLA: *Jumps out of the window and rolls.*
HALEY: HEY!
KAYLA: Meets you at the jail
HALEY: *jumps out too*
HALEY: bye car
HALEY: XD
HALEY: *goes inside with you and asks for 7*
OFFICER: 'one moment please'
HALEY: okay
KAYLA: *Taps my foot*
KAYLA: FUCK THIS!
HALEY: XD
KAYLA: *Breaks through the door*
HALEY: 7 comes running out with a gun, "LETS GO!!!!"
KAYLA: *Runs out with him*
HALEY: uh oh
KAYLA: Where the hell are we going?
HALEY: *goes and gets my car*
SEVEN: 'IDFK!!! ANYWHERE"
KAYLA: *Tries to start it*
KAYLA: SHIT!
HALEY: COME ON YOU GUYS
KAYLA: IT WON'T EFFIN START!
HALEY: *puts the key in*
HALEY: dumb ass
KAYLA: *Looks at you*
KAYLA: Oh yea...
HALEY: *starts driving*
HALEY: come on
HALEY: XD
KAYLA: *Crashes into a tree*
KAYLA: *get's out*
KAYLA: shit
KAYLA: haley? 7?
KAYLA: You guys okay?
HALEY: we're both okay
KAYLA: *looks at 7*
HALEY: FUCK THE COPS
KAYLA: OMG!
KAYLA: No he isn't
HALEY: shit
KAYLA: His heads in the windshield haley!!!
HALEY: *Picks up 7* common
HALEY: you're slow
HALEY: geeze
KAYLA: *Runs after you*
KAYLA: where do we take him?
HALEY: *runs back to the house*
HALEY: XD
HALEY: yay
KAYLA: The cops will find us here dumb ass
HALEY: *cleans up his cuts and bandages him up*
HALEY: no they wont
HALEY: it's too obvious
KAYLA: Is he gonna be okay?
HALEY: Mhm
HALEY: just fine
KAYLA: Alright good
HALEY: So, 7, did you kill 9? tell the truth
SEVEN: 'i swear i didn't'
KAYLA: Looks out the window as you talk to 7
SEVEN: 'honest'
HALEY: alright. we believe you 7
HALEY: :]
KAYLA: *Slaps 7 across the face*
KAYLA: I DON'T!
HALEY: wth!?
HALEY: KAYLA!
KAYLA: *Shakes him back and forth*
KAYLA: WHO DID IT ASSHOLE!
HALEY: *pulls her away*
HALEY: KAYLA
HALEY: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!
KAYLA: *Twitches and falls on the floor*
SEVEN: "IT WAS FOUR OKAY?!?!"
SEVEN: "YOU HAPPY NOW?!"
SEVEN: "SHE DID IT"
KAYLA: *Looks at you.*
KAYLA: Sorry. I took Ritalin today >.>
KAYLA: I needed some kind of high...
SEVEN: "goddamn bitch. i swear you're on crack or some shit"
KAYLA: So me and 8 found some shit
KAYLA: so?
HALEY: *laughs*
KAYLA: *Pulls out a gun*
KAYLA: I wonder what this does
HALEY: O.O
HALEY: KAYLA
HALEY: NO
HALEY: *takes gun*
HALEY: BAD
KAYLA: *Looks into the barrel*
HALEY: BAD GIRL
KAYLA: XD
KAYLA: *Takes the gun back and runs.*
HALEY: *gun goes poof* it went buh bye
KAYLA: I trip on the porch and the gun goes off
KAYLA: NO!
HALEY: Ha
HALEY: Now, come on kayla
HALEY: we have to go to the Caribbean
HALEY: and find 4
KAYLA: I DON"T WANNA!
KAYLA: isn't she at the airport?
HALEY: oh
HALEY: shit
HALEY: yeah
HALEY: LETS GO
KAYLA: Aha.
HALEY: *gets a new car* ^^
KAYLA: DUNANANANA BATMAN!!!
KAYLA: XD
SEVEN: 'im driving this time'
HALEY: fine >.>
HALEY: ass
HALEY: SHOT GUN~ *sits in shot gun*
KAYLA: Wth? Can't I EVER DRIVE!
HALEY: Nope
HALEY:

KAYLA: Fucker >.>
KAYLA: *Sits in the back and mopes*
HALEY: i love you kaylaaaa
KAYLA: FUCK THIS SHIT! Pulls out another gun and runs into the airport.
KAYLA: You hear gunshots as i come running back out
SEVEN: *7 starts driving.* oops. i think i hit kayla
KAYLA: well...4's dead
SEVEN: >.>
SEVEN: or not
SEVEN: okay
KAYLA: XD
SEVEN: we'ree good
KAYLA: Cancel the meeting
KAYLA: we're going to mexico damnit
KAYLA: 8 can come...
HALEY: XD
KAYLA: and 7 comes too
KAYLA: that's it though
HALEY: Okay
HALEY: me too right?
KAYLA: well yes dumbass -_-
HALEY: yayyy
*Gets plane tickets and goes to mexico with 7, 8, and haley. The plane crashes, and 8 dies. Me, 7 and haley all live in a hut. 9's body was still never found*
THE END!





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