This here is my throne, said the queen
And no one can sit here if I haven’t been
For there might be a moment of great alert
And I can’t sit there if you’re having a squirt
There’s no happier place I’d rather be
At the very moment I am wanting a pee
Than in that room and on that throne
Getting relief, so leave it alone
What about my throne, said the king to she
What happens if I am wanting a pee
Hmmm, she groaned, if that time should call
Nick out back and use the wall
14.1.2009
Author notes
Just a spur of the moment thing....sorry!
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A contest entry
- Photo Inspiration by Darc Raven.
1000 points, ended February 2, 11 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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a good poem, lol one of my fondest poems that i wrote in my early days is one called relief
ah i never set out for he poem pussy to be erotic! it's in adult not by my choice. 
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Thanks mate. Glad you liked it. Is the poem called relief on your page?
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goodluck and thank you for entering -
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Thanks so much. I'm stoked getting the bronze. I appreciated your running the contest and wouldn't have missed it for the world.
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I liked this, it made me laugh and there are never enough of those in this world.
Sheila
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Thank you so much. It was a quick one I whipped up to enter Darc Ravens contest. I couldn't miss that! lol!!!!!!!!!
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smiles all round with this little gem.
Just one little point are you sure that Royalty go to the loo? I cant imagine the Queen letting rip
Great work and an enjoyable read Good luck in the contest
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Thanks so much, mate. That's a very funny thought you have there. The picture you planted in my head is a little off. Thanks for the wonderful comments. You're the gem!
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Hi Condor
It is terribly funny! You are a quick study and witty!
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Thank you. It was a quick one i thought up to enter his contest. I couldn't miss this one.
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Great work, friend. The humour flows as smooth as the rhyme. So well synchronised! I wonder whether the subject matter is inspired from real life...(just kidding - I know it's the same all over the world, the queen has the say when it comes to this throne )
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Thanks, ashjoe76. I am glad you liked it. Actually, it was inspired by me being really desperate that day at work and all the toilets were occupied. Those guys seem to hog em all! lol!!!!!!!!!
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excellent rhyme and flow used in this funny write 
Best of luck in this contest 
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Thanks, mate. Appreciated.
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Hehehe!!! Guess we know who's the boss in that castle. Great job on your write.
Good luck in the contest.
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I don't know whether I have replied to this before, but if I haven't, thanks for reading and the comments. Much appreciated.
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I love it!!! This is truly funy my friend!!! Wow you did such an excellent job writing and portraying this piece!!! I absolutely love it!!!!!! Ur details and descriptions are perfect!!!! What vivid imagery too!!!!!! Your words and flow are amazing!!! I love it!!!! I love you!!!! Big big hugs!!!!!
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You're a treasure! Thanks. I haven't been doing much reading lately except for the contests so I'll have to catch up once they are finished. Hope you are well. Damned too warm here at the moment. How about there?
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Condor
Written in Spanish on a bathroom wall...
"Aqui estoy sentado en este aposento,
Pensando lo caro es el sustento,
Y a donde viene a parar!"
English
"Here I am sitting in this place,
Thinking how dear the cost of our sustenance,
And where it all winds up!"Good job!
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Nice! That's funny!
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