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hello?
Well! Finally found you!
Greetings!
Hello. I come from a bunch and lived in a tree. I am generally happy and slippery, and am loaded with potassium. You can squeeze me through your teeth to humor your friends.
My poetry reflects my fruity personality. I bruise easily. Do not refrigerate me. I go good on ice cream and in cereal. I make a great halloween costumes and belong to the fruits and vegetables mascot guild.
My AP Family:
Uncle: blueapple
Father: bleedingcarrot
Fairy Godmother: looseasparagus
Sister: candied~yam
Brother: sourgrapes
Favorite Bands:
Orange Marmalade
Strawberry Alarmclock
Grapes of Wrath
The Singing Raisins
Smashing Pumpkins
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The 1910 Fruitgum Company
- Last seen slipping on a banana peel. Member since December 10, 1910.
- I'm a marshmallow butterrum oreo cookie poet for 1,367,036 smiling comments.
- My mood is funny, and quote is, "Do not go where the flames have yodeled, but rather do unto the peace pipe where the wagons have hoedled."
- I am a guy from Planet Mzxpolc which was hurled out of the galaxy by supernova Icschstismistannibananni
- When I'm not writing, I'm a person of yellow intent....
- Visit my homepage at www.my_planet_Mzxpolc.com
- I support the site as a double-gumbo-gold-platinum-titanium member
(299,999)
(16,665.7)
(553 and 1/3)
(a baker's dozen or two)
My Long, Long, Insufferably Long Lists
* Anthology of Poems Stuck to the Bottom of Shoes
* Wicked Stepmothers
* Anal Rententive Pieces
* Lyrics to Washboard
* Extraterrestrial Romance
* Works of Passion Fruit
Poems I'm focused on over-killing
- a "Hollywood Needs a Rewrite" piece...
69 lines, 1 daring comment, January 2. In Society - Ballet Music and Poems based on The Mini Epic Romantic Saga of Sir Kitty and Princess Kite845 lines, 7 obligatory comments by friends, November 14, 2008. In Music, Ballet, Proposal, Psychological Experiment
My "Poetry" (quotes added by a weary AP staff)
- Long bouts of staring at cracks in the wall
all day in jammies, a treat116 lines, 3 confused, unsure, but polite comments, January 13. In 50's, Fifties, Chrome, Poodle Skirts, Lessons - Imagine there's no country,
it isn't hard to do...1 lines, 2 comments that say more by what they don't say, January 13. In Current Events, Middle East
My Interminably Long, Droning Stories
- It was a small cafeteria in a crowded mall, kind of late. I had just finished teaching architectural drawing, a favorite of mine, being art1091 lines, 2 comments obviously suppressing yawns, July 14, 2007. In 600-2000 words, First person
Guest Book and Vendettas
- ForeverAtOddsWithYou : on January 3
and if you EVER try to make me smile again, I'll have you banned for good this time...!
Gold trophy winner
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