Brain-free communications

I will lose it entirely if one more rude ass with a bluetooth
looks at ME like I'm dumb for thinking they were talking to me.

Newsflash: you are in real life, not actually in a phone booth.
I like to use my headset when I actually need my hands free.

Novelty.

You've got the latest gadgets because you won't be one-upped.
I shall cross my fingers and hope that overuse results in brain-rot.

What really pisses me off is that I almost feel bad when I interrupt.
But, hang on, do you want me to take your drink order or not?

it's up to you, pal.