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Saber Meets Tiki Cat (by Tiki Cat)

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I will not go in that pool
You must take me for a fool
I am clean
You are mean
To touch that dirty water would be cruel

Teeth and claws, that's all you are
Cause you cost, think you're a star
I was free
Look at me
I run free while you ride in a car

Bengal cats are spoiled cats
Get too many rubs and pats
I can spare
So much care
I would rather be - chasing rats

They just want you - to breed
Of your love they really have no need
They have pandered
To the "Bengal Standard"
Breeding you is everything and must succeed

I, on the other hand, am grand
Not cause in some show I stand
But I succeed
Everytime I feed
The belly of every persnickety cat I land

But - you do look a whole lot like me

I like you, so we will have to see

Don't be rude

Buy my food

And maybe friends we will someday be 

 

 

Tiki Cat

Buy Tiki Cat Food

"Too Good For Humans" 

 

 

   

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  • Purrsanthema
    February 19
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    It sounds like Tiki Cat is jealous!


  • WisdomWarrior
    January 12
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    LOL!! Good to see you posting again. You have been missed.

    One Love,

    John

  • norahlogan silver member
    January 11

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    A Masterpiece!

    My human has allowed me to finally say something here and I want to commend you, Tiki, for defending us "real" cats. You do us all proud.
    Minnie
    (norah's cat)


  • catz Moderators member
    January 11

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    Good for you, Tiki. Just because that cat is high falutin' and snobbish, doesn't make you any less the grand master
    Your poem certainly puts this other guy in his place

    Dee


  • Amera gold member
    January 10

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    This poem is bringing the biggest smile to my face. I'm going to read it to Saber. This is the only poem that has ever been written for him. I really love it! I love the rhyme, the content and I love you for writing it for my cat. Well, I mean, I'm his human.

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • Melodies
    January 10

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    OH I do admire this poem!

    Oh, Ellis, your cat poems are wonderful and this one rhymes in such a delightful way... LOVE IT!

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