I will not go in that pool
You must take me for a fool
I am clean
You are mean
To touch that dirty water would be cruel
Teeth and claws, that's all you are
Cause you cost, think you're a star
I was free
Look at me
I run free while you ride in a car
Bengal cats are spoiled cats
Get too many rubs and pats
I can spare
So much care
I would rather be - chasing rats
They just want you - to breed
Of your love they really have no need
They have pandered
To the "Bengal Standard"
Breeding you is everything and must succeed
I, on the other hand, am grand
Not cause in some show I stand
But I succeed
Everytime I feed
The belly of every persnickety cat I land
But - you do look a whole lot like me
I like you, so we will have to see
Don't be rude
Buy my food
And maybe friends we will someday be
Tiki Cat
Buy Tiki Cat Food
"Too Good For Humans"




Dee





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