Musclesforbrains Fake AP Bio

Musclesforbrains

Hi, I’m 15 years old and my name’s Nancy Clack, or Nan, Nanny, Nance, Dance, Pants, Pattie Pants, or Moon Dune, or Dim Dragoon, but my friends all call me  “Sweets”, you can call me Zebulon Pike.  I like pounding my fist into hard sand, makes my knuckles really, really hard so’s I can pop the prissy preppies in the chops!  They don’t like it when my hair’s purple, mauve, or green, or red and gold, but they don’t say nothin’ no more not since that pissant Bobby  Tilk got his jaw busted from a haymaker thrown by yours truly! He made some freakin’ remark about short green hair and wammo! He was spitting Chiclets for an hour! They took Bobby to the emergency room and me to the principal’s office, fat Mr. Brookenhowser, but as I weigh only 88 pounds and am 4’10’’ and old bozo Bobby is 6’1’’ and on the football team the cops went to the hospital and arrested him, way coooool!!! I said he wanted sumptin that you only get when you’re married…I showed him!  I also like to knit, it’s way cool, and don’t go makin’ no sissy joke about me knitting cause my mom does it too and I can stick that knitting needle in you where the sun don’t never shine and you’ll be off like the freakin’ Space Shuttle, ya know?  Oh, and I just got this really great job at school! Some seniors, Muhammad Smith, Malcom X Johnson and Akim Stone, guys I didn’t even know and would never talk to me, they hired me to just go up to certain guys, and say  “You gonna give back the do re me that the Big Boys lent you, or do I have to ‘Bobby Tilk’ you guys?”  and what’s even cooler is they get all scared like and give me wads of money and old Muhammad gives me ten bucks every time it happens!! Waaaaay cooool!!!

My pals on here are:
MuhammadtheLoanShark
AkimTheKiller
MalcomXXXXXX
BettyBoop
PoopyPoop
DopeeDope

I’m in the groups:  Salt In My Wounds, Hammer Head Harpies, Kick-butt Airheads, Dangerous Girls, Dangerous Girls Who Love Mahouts, Mahouts Who Talk Funny,
Mahouts, Gullutes, Cahoots, Fruits and Business Suits