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Bubba Made My Day Texans Tall Tales

I ain't much on frills and thrills,
I take each day like a war drill.
Cook on a camp fire and sleep in the rough,
but I was blessed with my Bubba .

On Christmas he gave me a brand new fishing pole,
and we both take our baths in the fishing hole.
Wipe our buts on brand new leaves,
you know that is just pure love indeed.

On valentines day I whipped up
something special you see,
I was dressed like lady Godiva
and brother it was all me.
The birds all rushed away
and the squirrels covered their eyes,
for I was a strutting my stuff
for my special guy.

Now Bubba he weighs about 80 pounds,
and he knew when I was a coming
for the trembling of the ground.
He yells out baby don't jump 
well it was too late ,
when I hit that there ground
just like a pancake.

Love is a splendor
but you gotta watch it you see,
when that there valentine
is four times bigger than me.
My heart went pitter pat
for a second or two,
when mama does
the hoochie coochie like she do.

Well happy valentines darlin
and I got you this hear gift,
its a mud puddle so together
we could wrestle a bit.
Nothing like a valentine
all lathered in mud,
and a good old down home valentine hug.

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Happy valentines day

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  • trekkergirl
    January 26

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    smile

    This is sooooo creative. I love it. Make me laugh I gotta admit that I truly like your writing style. Great job. Thanks for sharing this one with us and thanks for entering it into my contest.


  • aboomer silver member
    January 10

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    lol - I was laughing all the way through this!
    Great images and emotion in this

    best wishes in your contest


  • maralisa silver member
    January 10
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    aw patty a wonderful take on the promt love the imagery good luck inthe contestmaralisa


  • StarEyes
    January 10

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    Sounds like the perfect valentines day to me! What a great job on this one! I love it! You go girl!!!

    Best of luck in this contest!

    and love

    Nyetta