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Barking Mad

Old farmer Tom he bought a cow
instead of mooing it went meow

Hilarity was abundant in the field
decreasing to the other cows yield

I can’t have this; he will have to go back
poor old daisy causing him an anxiety attack

Now look here seller, this cow is not right
with his unnatural sounds that’s my plight

The seller agreed to exchange the cow
so apologetic, he threw in a plough

Returning home happy, sadly someone did remark
you know Tom your cow; I’ve just heard him bark.

Woof, Woof

Author notes

hi Jacob do you know that people in the uk have heard how brave you are, take care mate

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  • faded dreams
    January 15

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    This is absolutely wonderful. I can see this being a whole children's story. Well done, best of luck in my contest!


  • Snowing Kisses gold member
    January 15
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    lol, its really good, my eight year old would really chuckle


  • drifting cloud silver member
    January 10
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    cute

    It has good rhythm & makes us think about our values.


  • Lanasaur
    January 10
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    wow