Fake Author Page (not a poem)

Good morning, sunshine! The earth says, "Hello!"

My name is Eck Ee. When I was born, my mom said I looked like a weird pink speck, and Eck rhymes with Speck. Also, Eck Ee sounds like Icky, which is one of my nicknames. Among other things, I am called Blech, Double E, and Kiki.

    I have an older brother, called Nathanoj. That is because Mom wanted Jon, Dad wanted Nathan, and my cousin wanted Orange Juice or OJ or Jonathan. So we did Nathanoj - Nathan is there obviously. The last two letters are O and J. And backwards the name is Jonathan, which has Jon in it. So everything worked out.

    I have a younger sister called Aiphos. The 'Ai' is because that is the first sound she made, and 'phos' from 'phosphorus.' My uncle loves science and wanted one of the chemical elements. Also, he says that 'phosphorus' comes from a Greek words meaning light.
 
    My greatest wish in life is to become Willy Wonka. I plan to possess his body so I really am him and merge our souls. Then I will learn all of his candy making secrets. I hate candy, except for all of it. Nathanoj says that I should be sent to an asylum. I asked what that was. He said that it was a place for sick people, or where people took care of you. I think that is nice. So my second goal in life is to be sent to the asylum.

    My favorite word is icky. Because it sounds like my name. And it rhymes with sticky. Which is my second favorite word. Because it sounds like my name. And it rhymes with icky. Which is my first favorite word.

    I go to a school called "The School of Those With Mental Problems." I think it is a very nice school. The teachers say I am expendable. I think that means 'expert' and 'dependable.' I think that is nice.

    My favorite Greek Myth is the one with Daedalus and Icarus. My goal is to one day be as smart as Icarus is.

-  Last seen right now. Member since Dracula.
- I'm a not real, hacker poet for 1,000,000 fake comments.
- My mood is (from the nickname, Blech), and quote is "Good morning, sunshine! The earth says, "Hello!""
- I am an anonymous year old androgynous person (United Asylums)
- When I'm not writing, I'm possessing Willy Wonka and being sent to an asylum and taking baths in orange juice and smelling noxious fumes.
- I support the site as an insane member.