AbusexxGoosesxxStillLoose

AbusexxGoosesxxStillLoose

Hi, I’m 14, Sandra, or Sandy, Sand, Brand, Canned, Banned, Candy, Dandy, Handy, Randy, Ramada, Regatta, and Bilbo-Beans, my friends call me Timothy (yeah, if they wanna freakin’ die they do!!) I let my friends call me “The Sandman” cause I put freaks to sleep if they give me a pain in my you-know-where. My dad’s a freak and doing 15 to 20 in the big house with O.J. He wrote me and ma to say that OJ thinks he’s kinda cute, barf, the freak! I smoke weed sometimes with my pals Stinky Johnson, and  Armand “The Vampire” Costello and we roll drunks on Grant Street on Saturday nights--weather permitting and my mom lets me go. We get pin money doing it and it’s good for the freakin’ winos as it teaches them a lesson.  I like bikes, shrikes, guys named Mike and dikes (no, NOT that kind! The kind that hold back water like in the Holland Tunnel or some such place, I think they’re really, really cool!) When I grow up I wanna either be a nude dancer or a garbage man, the reason is simple I like the idea of sticking my butt in guys’ faces and of walking around town smelling like three-day old poop as it would be a real gas and a laugh riot! Pretty cool, huh?? I almost didn’t pass my eighth grade year as some college dude came by the playground and called me over and said he wanted something, but I couldn’t figure out the words he was using so he explained to me step by step and said he’d give me a fiver. I kicked him in his family jewels and gave his Pinocchio nose a quick head-butt on the way down and he was screaming bloody murder and Mr. Gottenburg and Mrs. Parchement came running over and I sure was in a pack of trouble, but it all worked out as they didn’t see me lift the dude’s wallet when he barfed up his cookies…took $86.00 and split it with Stinky…

My Pals on here are:

StinkySlinky
SplitPants
BanannaNoseToes
deadEdWedHeSaid
BrittanySchmitany

I’m in the groups: Abused Roos of the Caboose, Hair Rollers and Drunk Rollers, Trolls, Moles, Bowls and Jerks,  Hindi and Spanish Speaking Mahouts, People Who are Not Mahouts,  All Those That Wish They Were Mahouts