Not for the Eyes of a Homophobe

Freedom of religion
Is stated in the first amendment.
The first damn amendment
Of the Constitution of the United States.
What the hell does it matter if gays and lesbians
Want to get married?!
I find it very insulting
That all you religious freaks,
'Ye so-called saints,'
Would believe that God has the time
To worry about who we choose to love.
If you ask me,
He's got bigger fish to fry.
Hell, if He's gonna damn the gays,
He might as well damn us all
For tattoos,
Piercings,
Drinking caffeine,
Alcohol,
Medicine or drugs,
Sixth senses,
Eating deer,
Rabbits,
Any wild, unholy creature,
He might as well send every last one of us to Hell!
God punished Miriam for chastising
The color of Tziporah's skin.
Even Jesus convened with sinners.
What the hell is wrong
With two people of the same sex
Wanting to be together for the rest of their lives?!
I'm straight.
I like rainbow colors.
I don't give a damn if they want to be themselves.
Hell, I salute them
For standing up against people like you!
In the words of Angel,
Gay men are manlier than you will ever be
And lesbians are more women you will never get.
Yes, I am a straight chick
And I can't blame a gay man
For wanting a piece o' that!
I'm straight
And I kissed a girl...
AND I LIKED IT!
I can see why lesbians want that
Soft skin and red lips.
What does it matter if they want
To be themselves?!
I don't see them forcing any of you
To confound to their ways.
Lines can be drawn, you know!
Soldier boys, not all of them want you.
Trust me! I should know!
Straights have, really, nothing to fear.
So back off and let them live!
I'm straight and I can live with it.
I've been called a lesbian for years,
But I really do love men...
A little too much!
We can coexist.
The first amendment of the Constitution
Says so!