Do u belive in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
Nice skirt, any chance i talk u out of it?(sure to get a slap every time)
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Be unique and different, just say yes
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track(gauranteed to get a slap)
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
There u are boys try them if you want to but i warn u use with caution
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
You got something on your chest: my eyes
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
© jeremy williams, All rights reserved
A contest entry
- Pick-Up Lines by sensualbutterfly.
750 points, ended January 17, 4 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
1 - 9 of 9
-
Hahahaha!!! This is really just sooo sad! Ok, fine, I will admit it! I laughed at the hulk one.
-
wow
ummm... these are very... wow
This would be funny if some random guy just came up to you and said some of these... lolerz
My friend's sister got a pick up line at the mall it was so funny! It was horrible too! This is what it was... " If you were a president, you'd be Babraham Lincoln."
HOW STUPID!!! lol -
LOL These are some wonderful pick up lines!! Congratulations on the HM and thanks for sharing your talent.
-
hmmmm
I tried some of those lines on my right hand hoping to get lucky and I got slapped. Cyber
-
Damn right they don't work.
I should know >.> -
Yea they dont work
-
No, no, I don't think any of these pick up lines works for you do they Jeremy, haha! But their still cool (:
-
lol! And do any one of them ever work for you?! Great lines! Thanks for the entry
-
haha nice....
you forgot "baby i grind so hard they call me coffee" its a good one...haha
Adding your comment:
1 - 9 of 9
