New Years Eve I spent alone,
while my friends partied in the city
I stayed home punching cones.
In my stoned state I turned on the telly,
and was greeted by the Happy Days
Gang with Arthur Fonzerelli.
I watch in amusement for a hour or more,
when there was a mighty bang at my door,
I get up pissed off I had to move at all,
I stumble, I stagger, but did not fall.
I answer the door rubbing my eyes,
there before me was the Happy Days Gang,
I tell you no lies.
Richie, Potsie, Ralph Malph the rest of the gang,
Fonz stepped forward said "hey can we hang"?
I moved aside as they all came into the house,
Joanie first fixing her blouse.
Fonzie came in last with 5 girls, pushing one forward,
saying this is for you,
all I could muster out was a stunned thank you.
Richie yelled where are the tunes man,
we need to groove,
something to get the place jumping,
all of us to move.
I walked over to the stereo turned on some rap,
they all looked at one another as they screamed
what the hell is this crap.
I turned that off, looked for a radio station for old
music to play,
found Buddy Holly singing away.
Chachi grabbed Joanie began to dance,
the others joined I stood in a trance,
till Fonzie’s gift grabbed me said her name was Nicole,
fair enough she was from the 60's but she still gave me a poll.
Richie grabbed my electric and says "mind if I play"?
I kissed Nicole's' Neck,
"sure play away".
Fonzi looked over gave me thumbs up,
Potsie began to sing,
while I was getting onto Nicole,
there was a bring-bring.
I woke in a jolt I am all alone,
I turn to my side answer my phone,
"Happy New Year asshole" my friend Dean says,
I say "you to man and hey I just dreamed I was
hanging with the cast of Happy Days".
He laughs hard how much "shit,
have you smoked tonight"?
"a fair bit but I think I am alright".
He laughs "go to bed you are off ya tits"
I hang up the phone as he gave me the shits,
I pack one more cone turn back to the TV,
Fonzie is with the girls and the one he gave me.
Nicole looks direct at me gives me a smile,
I smile back it was a good dream for a while,
We all brought in New Year in different ways,
I brought it in stoned of my nut with the cast of Happy Days.
Please tell me what you think
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I really liked this, made me laugh. I spent my New Year's getting married like an idiot, I think it would have been better to do that.... lol..... amazing and hilarious write!
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lol, this is really good, when i was a kid i hAD A huge crush on the fonze, what a way to start the new year, your poems always make me smile
Thanks
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LoL
That would of been a very interesting dream. Wish I was there. I liked reading it.
I have not been around, hoping to change that.
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HAHA this made me laugh, It sounds like a pretty awesome way to bring in the new year if you ask me!!! lol!!! and for the Fonz to actually give up his girl all the better haha.
Although if it was me getting any gang together i think id go for the friends gang, they are pretty funny too. fonz kinda reminds me of joey come to think of it lol. anyways really enjoyed it!
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i liked this. only a person who's smoked some good, good shit could come up with this and have you see it actually going down. you did it.
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Only you Jamie baby could hang with the Happy Days gang on New Years
Though I am hoping you didn't really do those cones
Love ya
Stay safe
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lol i liked it, i thought it was very cute and funny. you might want to fix some stuff.. (I say "you to man and hey I just dreamed I was)
(Fonzi looked over ; gave me thumbs up,) and a few spelling fixes, but over all, fun fun poem. glad you were safe at home with the gang
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