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God and Satan are having a conversation

Satan          D... and B.... it. There must have been another power cut.

God            Why do you say that?

Satan          Because my computer has just crashed and I've lost everything
                  I'd  written as part of my forthcoming lecture to the Antichrist 
                  Association.               

God            You'll remember next time, won't you, to do what Jesus does.

Satan          And what does that clever son of yours do, that I don't?

God            Jesus saves!

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  • trekkergirl
    January 18

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    Oh this is soo good too.

    I love it... what a play on words you have here. Just wonderful. Great creative job here.

    Thanks for sharing this with us and thanks for entering it into my contest. *thumbsup* Good job!


    • Shenton silver member
      January 18
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      trekkergirl

      Thankyou for your complimentary comments. From way 'down-under' I send you belated good wishes for a very Happy New Year.

      Shenton


  • Denerica
    January 14
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    Amen

    Always with victory, satan can't win.


    • Shenton silver member
      January 14
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      Denerica

      Thankyou for reading, commenting, and for your most generous applause.
      Best wishes from 'down-under'.

      Shenton


  • LAPoe gold member
    January 7
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    oops .. forgot the well deserved clappies!!!

    laurie

    • Shenton silver member
      January 14
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      Laurie

      Thankyou for reading, commenting, and for your most generous applause.
      Belatedly I send you best New Year greetings from 'down-under'.

      Shenton


  • LAPoe gold member
    January 7
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    Amen!! that was a hoot!!!!! Jesus saves!!! Christ that's good!!!!

    laurie


  • Black Narcissus gold member
    January 7
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    Not many things can make me smile at 0644 am but you just did...Thanks

    • Shenton silver member
      January 7
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      B N

      And from which part of G B do you hail? Even tho' I've been an Aussie for over fifrty years since we migrated here to Perth in Western Australia. I still ask.
      because it helps the old bonds from fraying too badly. I always read the AP member's profile first to make sure that the informatation is not already there.

      I can see from your comment that you also are up and about early in the day, with computer booted up to see what AP notes or messges there might be, or
      new contests to consider.

      Of course not many people are lucky enough to be able to do this. I'm well and truly retired, and usually sitting at my desk by 6.30am and often become so engrossed that breakfast becomes forgotten and I'm making brunch at between 10.30 and 11.00 a m!

      Thankyou for reading, commenting, and in particular for your very generous applause.

      I send you New Year greetings from 'down-under'.

      Shenton

      P S It's quarter past four on a hot 35 degrees C summer afternoon, with the airconditioner whispering softly in the background.

      • Black Narcissus gold member
        January 7
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        I'm right in the middle of a freezing UK. It's minus 4 at the moment which is somewhat of an improvement. All bottled sunshine donations gratefuly accepted
        Belated New Years Greetings to you as well


  • januaryrain gold member
    January 6
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    lmao, thank you so much for the chuckle.
    Well done.


    • Shenton silver member
      January 6
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      Januaryrain

      Thankyou for reading and for your compliments.
      I send you New Year greetings from 'down-under'.

      Shenton


  • Simone Brooklyn
    January 6
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    hahahaha. That's funny!


    • Shenton silver member
      January 6
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      Simone

      Thankyou for reading and commenting'
      Best wishes from 'down-under'.

      Shenton


  • Darknessbabe
    January 6
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    lmao

    HAHA...nice.


    • Shenton silver member
      January 6
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      Bridget

      Thankyou for reading and commenting'
      Best wishes from 'down-under'.

      Shenton

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